So Robin Holzken did pictures for uh… I don’t know. I know Thierry Le Goues Photography took the pictures but I don’t know for what. She looks really good though. Maybe we’ll find out one day. Maybe we won’t. Life is full of uncertainty sometimes. Anyway, here she is, enjoy. I think she looks very good. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.
So for whatever reason, it’s a mystery really as to why Youtube would think I would want to see this, Youtube put a video of Robin Holzken from her SI shoot last year. Not really my kind of thing but I watched because those people at Youtube put in hard work on their algorithms, they’re very proud of them, I wouldn’t want to make them feel bad by just clicking off of it. Watching it, it struck me, you know, Robin Holzken is very attractive. Now, I know it’s Saturday and it’s early for a lot of you, I am not trying to blow minds so I apologize if you’ve been blown away as I reveal this fact but I think women who become models are often attractive. I have started to notice what I think can’t be a coincidence there. There seems to be a real correlation. You heard it here first. So thanks I guess to Youtube for showing me the video (but no thanks to Youtube for making it really, really hard to make a gif out of said video so I gave up and made different ones). Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.
Happy Monday everyone and enjoy your holiday if you’re one of us who gets one. If not sorry? I’d say you’re missing out but most Western countries get more days off than America so maybe you aren’t missing out. Anyway, enjoy it. Here is Robin Holzken cause she is pretty. That’s about it. Models are pretty. Water is wet. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.
Here is Robin Holzken because she is quite good looking. That’s about it. This is a bit of a snake eating it’s own tail situation just because my dash was filled with pictures of her I reblogged yesterday and I think that’s what put her into my head. It happens. We feed our own interests. I’d be more concerned about what it says about the echo chambers we have set up for ourselves online but I am tired and she’s pretty so why fight it. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.
Here is Robin Holzken in a bunch of wedding dresses because she modeled some wedding dresses and it turns out she looks fucking fantastic in wedding dresses. To the point that all I could think was it’s a real shame it’s not socially acceptable to wear a wedding dress to anything other than a wedding. Well, your own wedding. You can’t even get away with it at other people’s weddings because you look like a real asshole if you do. But at least in that case you are only an asshole. If you are going around wearing a wedding dress to anything else and it is not literally the day of your wedding, you look like a crazy person. Like, next level crazy never talk to that girl again. And that’s if you’re a girl. Society has a lot of built in biases that if it’s a dude just showing up at the bar wearing a wedding dress he looks even crazier. It seems almost unfair but I guess it’s true of a lot of things that really are uniforms. I am sure there are some dudes that looked fantastic in their high school baseball uniform. I can see it, my school had pretty smart, pinstriped vests over a longer shirt with the school letter and stuff. It looked good. But you show up to watch a baseball game dressed like that? You better have a damn good story or you look insane. And that’s baseball adjacent, I won’t even go into if you show up to the beach in a uniform and cleats. This is the crushing weight of societal expectations and how really they hurt us all. Because now the only real option is to wish a string of failed marriages on Robin Holzken. That’s not fair to her but she looks so good in a wedding dress that it also wouldn’t be fair to her to only get to wear a single wedding dress and just on one day. So like… for her to get past that we need the misery of a string of failed marriages? It’s terrible. Which, and again, I hate to call myself a hero but it’s the only word that fits, I am going to come out and say if she every wants to hang out with me and just wear wedding dresses, I promise not to judge. At all. Because I am a hero. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.
So Robin Holzken has been doing a bunch of work for For Love and Lemons which hurts a little bit because I can’t think of a way to say that which doesn’t force me to type for for. But what are you going to do? The Company is called For Love and Lemons. I will manage to get by though because I think she looked really good and it turns out I am into really good looking women. It’s one of my things I guess. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.
So it’s weird with models how they are all pretty but some do nothing for me and some I am really attracted to. I often can’t actually put my finger on what it is about them. I guess maybe that’s true for everyone because some models are more successful than others and it isn’t like those who aren’t as successful are ugly or something. So it isn’t just looks, there must be a certain something. So a lot of times, even though this is a blog largely about me over-thinking why I am attracted to someone, it is a total mystery. I am just into that model. Other times it’s really easy to figure out. They started working with Calzedonia. Which probably sounds insane to almost everyone reading this except for a couple of my close friends who will either roll their eyes to tell me I am weird. But it’s true. This isn’t the first time it happened. But Robin Holzken started working for them this past year and immediately I knew her name. I dunno why. It’s like I dreamed it in response. Anyway, I have been watching her since then. Her career I should say, otherwise I have basically just written my own restraining order, and she is very attractive. And it just felt like it was time for me to post her. There was a new photoshoot by Josie Clough and Robin looked amazing and i was like, hey, I guess it’s time to post her. Cause she’s very pretty. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.
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