Here is Robin Holzken in a bunch of wedding dresses because she modeled some wedding dresses and it turns out she looks fucking fantastic in wedding dresses. To the point that all I could think was it’s a real shame it’s not socially acceptable to wear a wedding dress to anything other than a wedding. Well, your own wedding. You can’t even get away with it at other people’s weddings because you look like a real asshole if you do. But at least in that case you are only an asshole. If you are going around wearing a wedding dress to anything else and it is not literally the day of your wedding, you look like a crazy person. Like, next level crazy never talk to that girl again. And that’s if you’re a girl. Society has a lot of built in biases that if it’s a dude just showing up at the bar wearing a wedding dress he looks even crazier. It seems almost unfair but I guess it’s true of a lot of things that really are uniforms. I am sure there are some dudes that looked fantastic in their high school baseball uniform. I can see it, my school had pretty smart, pinstriped vests over a longer shirt with the school letter and stuff. It looked good. But you show up to watch a baseball game dressed like that? You better have a damn good story or you look insane. And that’s baseball adjacent, I won’t even go into if you show up to the beach in a uniform and cleats. This is the crushing weight of societal expectations and how really they hurt us all. Because now the only real option is to wish a string of failed marriages on Robin Holzken. That’s not fair to her but she looks so good in a wedding dress that it also wouldn’t be fair to her to only get to wear a single wedding dress and just on one day. So like… for her to get past that we need the misery of a string of failed marriages? It’s terrible. Which, and again, I hate to call myself a hero but it’s the only word that fits, I am going to come out and say if she every wants to hang out with me and just wear wedding dresses, I promise not to judge. At all. Because I am a hero. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.