The Ocean’s 8 premiers have largely left me disappointed because I really expected them to be cavalcade of oh my god and they haven’t been. Which is fine but also you know, disappointing. I am posting Rihanna cause she looked pretty good at the most recent European premier though… well, she has yet to wear anything that completely blew me away. Which is a pretty high standard I know but it’s Rihanna, it’s the standard she has set. I remember getting in trouble for a bunch of B’s on my report card as a kid but my best friend was given a cake for passing every class and I felt that was a bit unfair (and it was) but there are different expectations for different people and the expectation for Rihanna is generally set at amazing or higher. So I liked what she wore but it didn’t blow me away. Maybe she just was showing female solidarity. There are a lot of women in the film and showing other people up is kind of a dick move. I could believe that, Rihanna seems like a pretty decent sort in that way. Anyway, disappointing Rihanna is still pretty great, in the scheme of things, so I am posting her. That feels important to say, “Rihanna doesn’t look as good as she does sometimes” is the same as, “Rihanna looks better than almost everyone else ever”. So you know, again, it’s a matter of expectation more than anything. She looks good. Today I want to fuck Rihanna.