Tag: Singer

So Charli XCX has been on my mind for a bit because she has a habit of getting in there and not going away.  She has a new song coming out next week but more importantly it’s leading up to a new album before too long so go ahead and get hyped.  Or don’t, some of you disagree with me on her music but it’s ok, you have the right to be wrong.  This is America, you can say whatever dumb shit you want.  Or you maybe aren’t in America, that’s fine, you can still say whatever dumb shit you want, I just assume the local Duke might cut off your head.  Anyway, she was already on my mind but then she was at a Fashion Show last night and I loved what she wore.  Now, this is where there will be the greatest divide between me and my friends but that is the burden of being a fashion forward clothes horse like I am.  I thought she looked fantastic, they won’t like it.  Again, probably because of growing up in some corrupt form of government with Kings and Dukes and Rooks or whatever the little castle piece is.  My point is it’s ok if they’re wrong, I still love them.  And I love Charli XCX.  So today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Charli XCX is in Paris for Fashion Week and while some of the stuff she has worn hasn’t done it for me she just looked amazing at the Armani Show.  Now, it doesn’t take a lot for me to post Charli because I happen to find her very attractive and very talented. Still, she hasn’t shown up in a bit but when I saw what she was wearing I knew she was it today.   I did my due diligence checking everywhere else because I always feel like I have to when I am going to post Charli because some people seem to really get annoyed at how often I post her.  I am here to say she won.  Today she won hands down and you’ll just have to deal with it.  She just looked gorgeous.  So today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

The last time I posted Rihanna I mentioned I was waiting for the CR Fashion Book stuff to finally come out because what I had seen was fantastic.  Well, high quality pictures are here and I was right, it’s fantastic.  They just look amazing and she looks amazing and I kind of think I shouldn’t ruin it with more talking and instead we should just appreciate how beautiful Rihanna is.  Because man she is beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

I am worried I might be coming down with something but am even more worried I might be a hypochondriac.  Some people at work have been sick and when I started thinking about it this afternoon I started to not feel great.  No symptoms (unless being a little bitch is a symptom) but the more I thought about it the more run down and tired and vaguely not great I feel.  So I might be getting sick or I might be a head case.  Or I might be both, there’s not reason to make it an either/or I suppose.  Anyway, as such I haven’t really been that into posting today so I am taking the easy way out and posting Rihanna because she’s beautiful and what more do I need to say.  She did some stuff for the CF Fashionbook and I keep waiting for better images of it to come out but they haven’t.  She looked great though so I will keep waiting and post some other pictures and just be content with that.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

Here is Demi Lovato on account of her being quite attractive.  I would go into it more but I am like crazy tired today.  Like, cane barely keep my eyes open tired.  Which makes me lazy.  So lazy.  I had a gif I was going to add but it’s too big for tumblr’s liking.  Anyway, here she is because I happen to think she is very pretty and I like how she dresses on stage and that’s about it.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

So the UK is going through some sort of heatwave from what I am picking up on internet chatter.  Not news sites of course, I mean, I’m not going to trust big weather and their pro weather agenda.  If they had their way we’d be lead to believe everything is weather and it’s always some “temperature” outside and clouds aren’t made of cotton balls and fairy dreams.  Anyway, I saw one person complain it’s gotten as hot as 30 C during this monstrous heatwave, or as we call it here in America where I live, cooler than it’s been since May.  I am tempted to make fun of Brits here but given I have British friends and quite care about some of them I’d rather not alienate them.  Besides, I realize if you are under 30 and live in the UK this could actually be the first time you’ve seen the sun and your instinct might be to throw rocks at it and try to kill it.  It’s scary, a world with colors other than gray.  Anyway, I hope you guys find a way to cool off.  I’d suggest Iced Tea but you guys love to mock Americans for that, so you know, don’t have a cool refreshing beverage during your “massive” heat wave.  Pixie Lott continues to be out and about in the heat these days and I do appreciate her doing a play so I get to see what she wears every day.  And yeah, I have noticed a lot of shorts, again because of the heatwave.  This is great because I love the variety of outfits.  So she’s here because I keep thinking about posting her because most days i get shots of her arriving and shots of her leaving.  I am pro these things.  Also, pun about her being hot and the heatwave.  Make your own, it’s participatory.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

I have been trying to post like all day but Tumblr decided to be a real butthead today.  Every picture I tried to upload was an upload error which really puts kink in my plans to make a picture post.  I won though.  Eventually.  Through a lot of pain in my ass effort.  Anyway, here is the Charli XCX post that I knew was coming at some point because I knew she did a shoot for fader and I am pretty predictable with Charli XCX.  I see her, I am attracted to her, I post her.  Wash, rinse, repeat.  So here I am posting her because I am very attracted to her and today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Pixie Lott is doing a stage version of Breakfast at Tiffany’s in London and has been for a good while now.  I am not a theater critic and I haven’t been to see it so those are two serious strikes against my ability to offer an opinion on this.  I am strongly in favor of this play though.  It has lead to a Pixie Lott fashion parade of unparalleled proportions.  Basically, every day we get to see her leaving the production or an after party or a press whatever.  I am a fan because Pixie Lott often wears nice clothing.  On top of that she is just really, really pretty.  I had to look to see if I had posted any of this stuff before because I had thought about it a lot.  It turns out I hadn’t.  I am a little surprised because she looks great.  Anyway, here she is because today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

It sure has seemed like Demi Lovato wanted my attention lately and far be it from me to say no.  By wanted my attention I mean she’s looked good enough to post but just barely lost out to someone else and I am a delusional egomaniac so I of course see it as being all about me.  So like, I said, she’s clearly wanted my attention.  I am not feeling great at the moment so I am not really going to say much else other than she has looked fantastic.  So go her. Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

This week has sucked.  This week sucks.  Let’s just get through it, it’s almost over.  Anyway, I am posting Rihanna because I just wanted to post someone beautiful and have that be it.  Rihanna is beautiful.  I almost typed we can all agree on that but it isn’t like this is my first day on the internet, I am sure we can’t all agree on that.  I am sure someone, somewhere is outraged that I am posting Rihanna.  Oh well.  I like her on account of my known fetish for beautiful women.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.