Katy Perry was at the premier of Office Christmas Party and she looked amazing. It’s the black gown with the polka dot hose and… it was perfect. I think it looks great. It honestly isn’t hard to get me to think Katy Perry looks great, she just has to show up but what she wore was so perfectly for me I knew when I saw it that I was posting her today. Because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
The Fashion Awards in London happened and that’s good for me cause I like fashion and… well, not all things British but most things British. I mean, King George can kiss my ass, but otherwise I am generally a fan. Anyway, Pixie Lott was there and she looked like a princess. In a good way. I mean, she was wearing a tiara, so that probably helped but you know, in general she just has a magical princess vibe about her sometimes. Probably because she’s just really pretty. I think so at least. You can disagree but then I’ll probably lump you in with King George and guys, for real, he has the whitest songs in Hamilton. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.
So Katy Perry was at the Snowflake Ball last night. I think. Maybe it’s a Gala? I know it’s a UNICEF thing. It’s not important. I thought she looked nice and honestly I don’t get to post Katy Perry very often anymore because… she doesn’t show up at stuff. Like there is no other explanation, she is just at fewer events and doing fewer photoshoots and I am a slave to the moment. If this blog has taught me anything it’s that I am attracted to whomever our corporate overloads tell me to be attracted to right now. But I am still very attracted to Katy Perry, I just think of it less often. But here she is because she’s hot. Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
Here is Tove Lo because musicians are hot. Like, I could go into why she’s here but that’s why. Because she’s hot and I saw pictures of her and I was like she’s hot. Anything else and I’d just be taking a long time to tell you that she is hot and musicians are really hot. Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.
So, Tove Lo’s album started streaming… last week maybe? The week before? It all blurs together. My birthday was a week ago and honestly it feels much, much longer ago than that. Anyway, it is released on vinyl tomorrow but a copy showed up at my house today, which is nice. So I am posting her because she writes pop music that I like and this album is very interesting, especially about the dynamics of being a woman and how that is different than being a man. I could go into more but I honestly still don’t quite feel like it. Just rest assured the music is good and she is pretty. Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.
I was pretty sure I knew who I was posting today before today started. When I saw Charli XCX was going to the EMA’s.. well, I just kind of knew. Then I saw what she wore and I knew of course I was and of course she wore something I quite enjoyed that my friends will all hate. Like, they never like what she wears and this won’t help. Well I liked it and so I am just going to lean into the things other people have not liked trend today. I like her, so here she is because today I want to fuck Charli XCX.
Here is Charli XCX because today is my day and I can do whatever I want. I mean, today is National Sandwich day, a day that is pretty clearly made just for me because no one loves sandwiches like I do. No one. I dare anyone to challenge me, I will out sandwich you so hard you’ll forget what bread is. Anyway, along those lines I also love Charli XCX and I will also fight you about her if I have to. And since it’s my day (National Sandwich Day) I expect no flack from certain segments about her. She is great. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.
So I was overall a little underwhelmed by people and their costumes this year and that was disappointing. I guess I should have realized that people were going to save their best for actual Halloween. I suddenly realized we’d all be ok when I started seeing pictures from Heidi Klum’s Halloween party, it was like a reminder that stuff hadn’t happened yet. How could I have forgotten that? Heidi Klum likes Halloween more than I do. Anywya, it means last night we got a lot of great costumes but after going through many I think Beyonce did the best job with her Barbie, though props also to Jaz-Z for completing the look and making a great Ken. Really the both of them did a hell of a job this season, as the Salt-n-Pepa costume was good, too, and Dwayne Wayne was quite the deep cut from my childhood. Anyway, I loved the Barbie costume and in general Beyonce does well at Halloween, inventive stuff. So today I want to fuck Beyonce Knowles.
Happy Halloween everyone! I hope you have a good and safe one tonight when you go out trick or treating (I mean, I assume many children follow me. I am often teased about the lack of nudity here but this is the Wu-Tang of blogs, my blog is for the children). So here is a treat, Demi Lovato. Luckily yesterday brought us some more costumes and another Halloween party and who knows, maybe there will be more today, celebrities are rich, why the hell should they care that it’s a Monday? I mean, I don’t. I am going to stay up late watching horror movies. Anyway, Demi Lovato dressed as Dorothy and she looked just fantastic. I love it. Thumbs up. And here are pictures of her on stage cause that stuff basically counts as costumes, too. I mean, I doubt she wears it to the store. Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.
A few days ago Charli XCX starting posting pictures of her Halloween costume on social media, just the costume itself and I got excited because I love Halloween and I love Charli XCX so I was looking forward to seeing it unveiled at some point. That point is here thus she is here. Because I happen to be very attracted to her and she makes a good looking devil and fuck I love Halloween. So here she is because of Halloween and my constant desire for her. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.
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