Here is Charli XCX because today is my day and I can do whatever I want.  I mean, today is National Sandwich day, a day that is pretty clearly made just for me because no one loves sandwiches like I do.  No one.  I dare anyone to challenge me, I will out sandwich you so hard you’ll forget what bread is.  Anyway, along those lines I also love Charli XCX and I will also fight you about her if I have to.  And since it’s my day (National Sandwich Day) I expect no flack from certain segments about her.  She is great.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.