It’s been a slow week as far as celebrity pictures go but then along came pictures of Miranda Kerr in Elle Canada and I am pretty thankful for that because they looked good and give me someone to post.  Now, there are people who like Miranda Kerr a lot more than me so I always feel a little bad posting her.  Then I feel bad saying that because it sounds like I am saying I don’t like her, that’s not true, she’s very pretty, there are just people way more passionate about her and I feel like I am stealing a little bit.  Like, you know, if you were into some band that no one had heard of, then they get a little bigger and now some cool kid is into the band and it becomes the cool kid’s thing.  It is kind of stealing from you, like it was your thing and maybe you should be getting a little credit for that.  And yeah, I’m the cool kind in this scenario because let’s be honest, of course I am.  You can try to argue it but… well, no one is going to follow your blog to read about it.  What I am saying is I feel bad because obviously my life is so rich and full I don’t need it, I feel like I am stealing from the poor, huddled common folk.  Anyway, this post isn’t specifically about self congratulatory arrogance, well, no more than any post on a blog about my libido and how much people want to know about it is, it’s about Miranda Kerr.  She looked good.  She often does but the one thing that always strikes me about her is how right her outfits tend to look.  Red carpet or shoots and she isn’t choosing the stuff in shoots so I assume she has some special ability to just make anything look perfect.  Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.