Tag: Singer

Katy Perry is in London and has been doing some Fashion Week stuff and I sent a message last night to a friend saying that blue and brown is not usually a combination I think of as looking good or almost ever working but somehow it worked for Katy Perry yesterday.  I really thought she looked quite good.  Then again, there was probably a point in my life when I wouldn’t have thought a latex dress that was half stars and stripes and half union jack would have worked for me either but that did when she wore that like 8 years ago.  Also, I am kind of digging the blonde this time.  I feel bad when someone’s natural hair color doesn’t work for me but last time Katy let the blonde part out it didn’t click for me at all.  Maybe it’s the shade or the shorter cut but whatever it is this time I am really liking it.  It looks great.  I am sure this is all a huge relief to her since no doubt all anyone cares about is what some random creepy blogger thinks of their outfits and hair.  Well I am giving it the thumbs up because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

The Grammys and the Baftas were last night and that’s a whole lot of red carpet to go through but luckily my choice was made easy by the fact that Charli XCX was wearing a beautiful red gown and I am a sucker for her.  So is @she-goes-to-eleven, my friend, who frankly runs a blog that I can’t decide if it’s a gay blog that is dirty or a dirty blog that’s gay but it’s one of those two things.  Anyway, it’s her birthday so wish her happy birthday (and by that I mean you know, send her an ask or something saying happy birthday.  It shouldn’t need to be said but it most definitely needs to be said this is not an invitation for dick pics.  Now, to a thinking man, or woman but this really doesn’t apply there, you would realize that a lesbian doesn’t want dick pics.  Well, a thinking man would realize no stranger wants random dick pics.  In general, as a rule of thumb, I would say imagine you were in front of that person, not just on the internet.  Now, is it appropriate to take your penis out and show it to the other person or is it a sex crime?  You’ll find the same is true with dick pics.  But more specifically I am going to say that approximately 99.9% of lesbians do not want to see your penis.  I don’t want to rule out the possibility that somewhere there is a lesbian way into seeing your penis but I believe she is a rare enough creature that she realizes she should just come out and ask because otherwise no one is going to know she wants to see your penis. But, I digress, my point is don’t send Kat pictures of your penis.  This is a thing people have done for some reason.  And by some reason I mean because she’s a woman and all men secretly believe they have a magical penis and that if the show it to a girl she’ll believe it tastes like happiness and… I don’t know, fall in love with him?  Whatever, just wish her happy birthday).  So Charli looked great and it’s nice to have at least one friend that appreciates that.  I am not calling out my other friends.  I am just saying it’s nice to have common ground with people.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I watched Jimmy Kimmel last night because Charli XCX was on it and I was up anyway.  I am here to tell you that Late Night TV has totally lost it’s luster for me but Charli looked fantastic.  I wish I could show you but it turns out there are basically like no pictures of it so you’ll have to take my word.  I mean, you can trust me.  You won’t.  Not some of you.  I imagine about five of you will take my word for it and you’re the same five who always seem down with me posting Charli and those of you it annoys for some reason will not believe me.  Which is kind of hurtful guys.  But I am not going to be able to convince you when I tell you she was on a set made of white shag carpet and was wearing a silver lined white fur coat and I happened to like both.  And I am not sure why.  I am old enough to remember all those suburban basements that still had shag carpet. Sure it was 10-15 years out of date but that’s how the real world works, you get that trendy shag and it’s expensive to fix  And in a basement it was a terrible idea, it always had this smell about it probably because it was always vaguely damp.  I remember playing Atari in this basement of this house two blocks over, the mom used to watch us all sometimes and i remember sometimes if you set a book down on the carpet it would get stuck and would be slightly damp.  Jesus, why did they shove us down there as kids?  It was probably a moldy death trap. Anyway, that tangent aside, have I convinced you how good Charli looked last night?  You might think none of that is sexy but I am saying she looked good and I apparently have deep-seated negative associations with shag I didn’t even realize until I was typing today.  She looked great.  But the best I can do is a picture of her from her instagram of her getting ready.  Where she also looks great.  But is just in a bra, not a white fur coat.  Sorry.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.  

This weekend Demi Lovato performed in… Dubai I think?  I could be wrong.  It was some festival I had never heard of and it kinda got lost in the Super Bowl Shuffle (heh, older person joke).  Anyway, she looked great because I pretty much always love how Demi Lovato looks on stage.  On account of her smile and also her thighs which her costumes seem to draw attention to and it turns out I like looking at.  I like looking at her.  She just looks great these days. Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

I kind of accidentally did a Janelle Monae double feature by watching Hidden Figures and Moonlight.  Moonlight is really more of a star turn for her but the better movie by far is Moonlight.  It’s a beautiful movie that is well acted and… well, it’s my favorite of the Oscars stuff I have seen thus far this year.  I found it sad and upsetting some fo the time and a friend asked me once why I would watch things that do that but I kind of feel like art is the best gateway to empathy.  It is good to have to see things through someone else’s eyes.  This movie was painfully empathetic and open-hearted even though the characters were not.  I am glad I saw it.  I am also kind of amazed that Janelle Monae did such a good job in each movie.  Not that it’s a knock but it wasn’t like she was playing similar characters, they were very different and she acquitted herself quite well.  I have heard people predict movie stardom for her from here out but when someone isn’t an actor and gets into acting even if they are good I expect their personality to be what carries them through.   You know, like a movie star. Our movie stars always are playing their movie star type.  So I was impressed. Of course, I have also heard theories that Janelle Monae is a robot engineered in a lab to be the perfect pop star and tweak all the right things for music snobs and critics and maybe that’s true too.  They just gave her the acting upgrade.  I mean, I am not saying that’s what has happened, I am just saying that it’s a lot of talent to stuff into a real, non robot person.  And she’s beautiful on top of all of that.  She’s probably a robot.  That’s what I am saying.  Possible she’s not but I’d buy it.  Honestly, maybe I am ok with robots taking over then, she seems pretty cool.  I’d be down.  Today I want to fuck Janelle Monae.

Hey everybody, it’s my dear friend Katherine’s birthday which is a really important day cause I am really glad she was born.  Now, she doesn’t have a tumblr (though she will read this) so I can’t link you a place and demand you send her birthday wishes but like.. mentally do so.  Maybe she’ll get them?  I mean, I’m kind of an expert on England because I real a lot of Captain Britain comics when I was a kid and I know it’s imbued with lots of fairy magic so it seems reasonable that maybe all people in England have magical powers?  Maybe it’s one of hers.  I mean, it would just make sense, British people are so emotive anyway, right?  That’s uh… well, I can’t figure out a way to make that sound even remotely accurate so here is Pixie Lott, who is magically beautiful and also her name is Pixie, which is kind of like a fairy but not really.  It’s all very confusing because of those Victorians and their need to tie everything together because they deeply wanted to believe that legends had some root in factual history.  Wow, this was in real danger of getting side tracked again because of my love of showing how smart I am folklore and history.  Anyway, I wouldn’t even know who Pixie Lott is if it were not for Katherine and both are among my favorite sort of thing, blonde British women with Birthdays in the past week.  So here is Pixie Lott and happy birthday Katherine.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

So Charli XCX did multiple live streams on Instagram yesterday and I might have snuck a peak at them here and there.  None of that would have gotten her here today though, just a coincidence that she was already on my mind and then today it turns out she did a photoshoot for Indie Magazine and that also hit yesterday.  I saw the pics first thing this morning.  A new photoshoot of Charli pretty much guarantees she’ll show up here.  Because I happen to be very attracted to Charli XCX.  And I liked it a lot but of course every picture in it that I liked I was like, “Boy, I am never going to be able to convince the haters because of this picture”.  Which is fine.  And probably why I like it, it continues to be her unique style and attitude.  And I am used to a lot of people being wrong.  I will deal.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Tinashe because it’s beyond time I had posted Tinashe.  I have a friend who certainly thinks so because multiple times she has sent me stuff with her either because she thinks I should be more into Tinashe or has astutely observed every time she is placed in front of me I am like, “Wow, she is so beautiful”.  Because guys, she is beautiful.  And I definitely have thought about it before.  I almost did it at Halloween actually cause I dug her costume.  And well… there are lots of almost but the truth is I always feel bad when I feel like I don’t know enough about someone.  I know I happen to like her most recent album but haven’t really dug into it very much.  I honestly like anyone that I feel like forces R&B out of it’s too comfortable groove.  But I don’t know enough, I haven’t listened enough.  I will correct that.  For now I just know she’s gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

Happy New Years, guys.  I didn’t drink but I still basically feel like I am hung over.  This is likely because I am old and people were setting off fireworks at like 4 AM.  And part of me wants to be like, yo, what were you celebrating?  You’re 4 hours late and I can’t think of anywhere of significance that is 4 hours behind the East Coast.  You were celebrating New Years for the Ocean?  Really?  Anyway, we’re going to start the year with some Tove Lo cause… I can.  Like 4 people put pictures of her across my dash today and I am nothing if not easily influenced, so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.

One of the great truths of any art is that it’s out of your control the minute it enters the public.  You can’t control how people respond to it or how the interpret it.  Part of this is what makes art great but it can also be frustrating certainly.  You can’t control how people react but also how they react doesn’t change your message.  This might be most profound in music where you sometimes wonder if anyone listens to a single lyric being said because it doesn’t seem to jibe with what they are doing.  Of course, bands have written songs about it, I remember a guy in high school who used to sing In Bloom and never understood the irony that the song was 100% about him.  It happens.  When you mix in women and sexuality it’s going to happen even more.  Which, I feel like if you are a Tove Lo fan you can’t be stunned that long intro was caused because I am posting her but I know the messages and reblogs I will get.  And let’s be honest, no one is every asking for it except in this case I am asking for it.  I know what I named my blog.  I wonder what goes through people’s minds sometimes when they tell me some fucked up shit and have never said a word to me before but… well, if they were good in social situations they probably wouldn’t need to talk to me anyway right?  I mean, look at the kind of blog I run, friendship with me is clearly for people who have run out of options.  Anyway, Tove Lo’s sexuality is hers and hers to do with as she wishes but people will misinterpret it and use it fro their own purposes and some people will be offended and some will not.  I happen to like her and think she gives people a lot to think about.  Me at least.  She’s doing the whole Jingle Ball circuit though and I thought she has looked nice, especially in my old home town.  That outfit got a big thumbs up.  So I appreciate that.  Anyway, so she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.