Happy New Years, guys. I didn’t drink but I still basically feel like I am hung over. This is likely because I am old and people were setting off fireworks at like 4 AM. And part of me wants to be like, yo, what were you celebrating? You’re 4 hours late and I can’t think of anywhere of significance that is 4 hours behind the East Coast. You were celebrating New Years for the Ocean? Really? Anyway, we’re going to start the year with some Tove Lo cause… I can. Like 4 people put pictures of her across my dash today and I am nothing if not easily influenced, so here she is. Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.
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