Here is some Tove Lo to start your short week guys. Well, a short week if you’re an American. If not, sorry I guess? Here’s some Tove Lo to help make you feel better about your long week. I don’t have a special thing about her as to why I am posting her, no new video or short film or anything. Well, I had a dream and that was weird but I think the dream was more Fallout inspired than Tove Lo inspired. Which if that sounds confusing to you then imagine having said dream! She’s just here because I think she’s really sexy. Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.
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So Blue Lips finally came out. You may not have been waiting on it but I promise you anyone who found this post by clicking on the Tove Lo tag was. It’s another short film by Tove Lo in support of her music and boy it’s fascinating. The fact that she makes these are fascinating. Tove Lo is fascinating in general. Just her whole approach to everything. I once saw art as anything we do that isn’t directly to feed our most basic needs of shelter, food, and sex. Which has always made pop music tread a weird line because I have known plenty of people who cared about having a creative outlet but they also formed a band to get laid. Not that I am accusing Tove Lo of that but it is interesting that her work is so sexual that I think some people would be quick to dismiss it. But the thing there is talking about sex is art, it’s different than trying to get sex. And of course that’s not all she talks about but it seems to be part of everything she talks about. Which is what makes it so interesting, there is a sort of openheartedness about something that could be leering. Is leering sometimes, I mean, picking up daddies on playgrounds and what not. And so this one was really good because sex is at it’s core and her naked chest will likely be a lot of people’s take away but what I find fascinating here is how it’s not one simple thing. There is stuff about sex and love and friendship and heartbreak and lust and it’s all tangled together in a way I really loved. I guess because none of those things are neat and simple and sometimes they do get jumbled up in ways that make them hard to separate and can ruin all of it. There is a loneliness to this and really to all her short films that is a little heartbreaking but also is part of what makes them beautiful. Anyway, I liked it. I like her. Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.
Tove Lo performed at a Pride Festival in New York and wow, she looked fantastic. Of note, going a truer blonde has done wonders for her. It’s weird, it’s such a small change in hair color but it is really working for me for some reason. She looks great. And you know, sparkly rainbow outfits are always good. I think. They don’t get work a lot, so maybe there are situations where they are bad. I have never been in a meeting in some fancy office where someone came in in a sparkly rainbow suit. Now that I bring it up I wish I had but I never have. But in situations where I have seen them I enjoy them. So today I want to fuck Tove Lo.
I have to say, I did not think that the next time I posted Tove Lo it would be because of Tomb Raider. Like… if I had said that on here it would have been one of my jokes that was a complete non sequitur and I would have twisted myself in knots explaining why it made sense even though I knew it was just an absurdest statement meant to be funny. Yet here Tove Lo is because she was on the red carpet at the LA Premier of Tomb Raider. I don’t know why. Does she have a song in a movie? Did they just invite every Swedish Celebrity there because of Alicia Vikander? Are she and Alicia Vikander friends? I almost don’t want to make that last joke because I don’t think all Swedish people actually know each other but if I don’t I have this over riding fear that someone will reblog this with something like, “Uh, everyone knows they’re best friends because like all Swedish people they went to school together. Truth Serum is an entire EP about their friendship”. Then I’d look like some sort of poser jackass who didn’t know that Alicia Vikander is the person Tove Lo is trying to keep off her mind in Habits. Which if it turns out that’s true I totally knew. I am being coy so you get to feel good about yourself when you put me in my place. It just doesn’t seem accurate. But they could be friends. Who knows. My point is I am pleasantly surprised that the release of Tomb raider has me saying today I want to fuck Tove Lo.
Happy New Years, guys. I didn’t drink but I still basically feel like I am hung over. This is likely because I am old and people were setting off fireworks at like 4 AM. And part of me wants to be like, yo, what were you celebrating? You’re 4 hours late and I can’t think of anywhere of significance that is 4 hours behind the East Coast. You were celebrating New Years for the Ocean? Really? Anyway, we’re going to start the year with some Tove Lo cause… I can. Like 4 people put pictures of her across my dash today and I am nothing if not easily influenced, so here she is. Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.
One of the great truths of any art is that it’s out of your control the minute it enters the public. You can’t control how people respond to it or how the interpret it. Part of this is what makes art great but it can also be frustrating certainly. You can’t control how people react but also how they react doesn’t change your message. This might be most profound in music where you sometimes wonder if anyone listens to a single lyric being said because it doesn’t seem to jibe with what they are doing. Of course, bands have written songs about it, I remember a guy in high school who used to sing In Bloom and never understood the irony that the song was 100% about him. It happens. When you mix in women and sexuality it’s going to happen even more. Which, I feel like if you are a Tove Lo fan you can’t be stunned that long intro was caused because I am posting her but I know the messages and reblogs I will get. And let’s be honest, no one is every asking for it except in this case I am asking for it. I know what I named my blog. I wonder what goes through people’s minds sometimes when they tell me some fucked up shit and have never said a word to me before but… well, if they were good in social situations they probably wouldn’t need to talk to me anyway right? I mean, look at the kind of blog I run, friendship with me is clearly for people who have run out of options. Anyway, Tove Lo’s sexuality is hers and hers to do with as she wishes but people will misinterpret it and use it fro their own purposes and some people will be offended and some will not. I happen to like her and think she gives people a lot to think about. Me at least. She’s doing the whole Jingle Ball circuit though and I thought she has looked nice, especially in my old home town. That outfit got a big thumbs up. So I appreciate that. Anyway, so she’s here. Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.
Here is Tove Lo because musicians are hot. Like, I could go into why she’s here but that’s why. Because she’s hot and I saw pictures of her and I was like she’s hot. Anything else and I’d just be taking a long time to tell you that she is hot and musicians are really hot. Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.
So, Tove Lo’s album started streaming… last week maybe? The week before? It all blurs together. My birthday was a week ago and honestly it feels much, much longer ago than that. Anyway, it is released on vinyl tomorrow but a copy showed up at my house today, which is nice. So I am posting her because she writes pop music that I like and this album is very interesting, especially about the dynamics of being a woman and how that is different than being a man. I could go into more but I honestly still don’t quite feel like it. Just rest assured the music is good and she is pretty. Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.







































