I have to say, I did not think that the next time I posted Tove Lo it would be because of Tomb Raider. Like… if I had said that on here it would have been one of my jokes that was a complete non sequitur and I would have twisted myself in knots explaining why it made sense even though I knew it was just an absurdest statement meant to be funny. Yet here Tove Lo is because she was on the red carpet at the LA Premier of Tomb Raider. I don’t know why. Does she have a song in a movie? Did they just invite every Swedish Celebrity there because of Alicia Vikander? Are she and Alicia Vikander friends? I almost don’t want to make that last joke because I don’t think all Swedish people actually know each other but if I don’t I have this over riding fear that someone will reblog this with something like, “Uh, everyone knows they’re best friends because like all Swedish people they went to school together. Truth Serum is an entire EP about their friendship”. Then I’d look like some sort of poser jackass who didn’t know that Alicia Vikander is the person Tove Lo is trying to keep off her mind in Habits. Which if it turns out that’s true I totally knew. I am being coy so you get to feel good about yourself when you put me in my place. It just doesn’t seem accurate. But they could be friends. Who knows. My point is I am pleasantly surprised that the release of Tomb raider has me saying today I want to fuck Tove Lo.