Tag: Singer

I never thought I would post Miley Cyrus because… well she didn’t really do it for me.  I always felt a lot of her appeal was jailbait because she was young, like crazy young, when she first became a star and people lusted after her rather openly.  But I thought she was kind of a fugly 14 year old.  But… I can’t deny she has grown into a nice body and I am surprised I am posting her but sometimes that happens.  You don’t particularly notice or think about someone and then all of a sudden you are.  The loins want what the loins want I guess.  It may be she never appears again or maybe the appeal will stick.  Irregardless, Today I want to fuck Miley Cyrus.

Here is the thing with Selena Gomez, she is so very hot but I never think of her because I don’t actually watch the Disney Channel.  This limits my Disney girl exposure.  Of course, she is kind of omni present but is clearly a part of a whole different generation than mine.  I don’t listen to her music, I don’t see her movies, I pretty much just see her pop up online for various things.  I guess she’s a bigger star than a lot of people who make it here but I wouldn’t know.  What I do know is she really is just very pretty, top to bottom.  Kissable lips, lovely hair, a pretty good sense of fashion, nice body, basically a lot to like while knowing nothing about her.  So on strength of beauty alone, today I want to fuck Selena Gomez.

Sometimes you just want to indulge yourself.  Thus two girls today.  Now, in a real threesome (in case you were wondering) that’s the wrong attitude, everyone needs to feel special and equal and treating one party or two like they are just there for your fun is a good way to make your third feel like a whore.  But this isn’t real.  See, we don’t have three way fantasies because we all want to get down to the nitty gritty of reality, we do it because we want the fantasy, all the attention on us and getting not just what we want but a second helping of what we want.  Now being a nerd, my fantasies along those lines always have to have a connection, it can’t just be two random girls, it has to be two girls who make sense together.  Because I’m a nerd, obviously Captain American and Batman can’t team up, they’re in different universes.  Along the same way I can’t just link up two random starlets, I’d have to figure out how they knew each other!  So my fantasies go like this, and thus today I find myself thinking about two adorable stars of the same show, Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande.  I have written about both of them before so I guess this is long enough already and I’ll just say that today I want both.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande.

So Ariana Grande is another girl I have only seen glimpses of in actual stuff.  For the most part I don’t watch tween oriented television because… I’m not a tween.  But she has caught my attention over the years by popping up on red carpets or at events and I have seen the occasional appearance in this or that.  I will admit she hits a couple of my soft spots, I like obviously fake colors of hair, and her fake red is one of my favorites.  I also like small women.  Well, I like all sorts of women but I do like shorter girls from time to time.  But overall I just think she is cute as a button while having a slightly mischievous look to her sometimes.  It’s appealing and it’s why today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Katy Perry is an interesting attraction to me.  Not because she’s so interesting or because it’s baffling someone would be attracted to her, I am pretty sure I am not all alone there.  Instead she’s interesting because I often don’t think about her at all, she just doesn’t enter my thoughts.  I don’t think I would rank her among my favorites, though I am not really clear on who I would.  The thing is though, on days I do think about Katy Perry, she dominates my thoughts.  No one else will do, it’s always and only Katy Perry at those times.  And that’s what makes her interesting, the power she has when she arrives in my fantasies.  Again, I do get that, she’s very attractive and I love how she dresses on stage and off.  So that is why today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Katy Perry has shown up here a lot and clearly I like her but I never think of her as one of my favorite celebrity babes or anything.  I realize now that is because she’s almost a special mood.  She is undeniably hot and I can’t imagine a day where I would disagree with that but I don’t even think of her most of the time.  And then suddenly I do.  And then who I really want is Katy Perry.  Like it’s her or nowhere else.  Anyway, that brings me to now, now she is on my mind and so today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I don’t know when Zooey Deschanel first popped up on my radar but it feels like it’s been a long time.  I certainly knew who she was before She & Him because that was part of the excitement of that first album.  I remember thinking she might be a good fit when she was announced for Hitchhikers Guide so it was before that.  She has been around a while so she has some staying power with me.  She is undeniably cute and while I get that some people could find the child like wonder and perhaps crafted whimsy (is it still whimsy if it’s crafted? I guess not) annoying, I don’t.  It’s appealing.  I mean, I don’t have to live with her so I don’t have to worry about it 24/7.  I think it’s cute.  She’s cute and today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Battleship looks like garbage but the flash I saw of Rihanna in it she looked good.  Of course, she often does, I happen to find her quite attractive.  I know, very strange she would make an appearance here.   Now, I guess I could make some juvenile quip about wanting to sink something in her or about her going down or about how Battleship is a stupid thing to make a movie about but instead I am going to talk about how pretty Rihanna is.  And she is.  Such a pretty face and a great body and her skin… it just always looks so flawless, just perfect.  To be honest, I always like her best when her hair is red, I don’t know why, but I do.  Just a little aside because whatever the hair today I want to fuck Rihanna.

This post is a bit of an aberration, I don’t really like Taylor Swift that much.  Her music isn’t for me and while I think she has a pretty nice body I find her face too squinty for my taste.  Except here I am so why I am insulting her?  I don’t know, I’m going to stop.  Thing is she does have nice hair, I like a lot of the clothing she chooses and yes, I like her long legs and tall body.  I mean, in theory I like other things than blondes more too and yet here I am again with another blonde.  That’s kind of the magic of attraction though, sometimes someone is there and you see something new.  In this case someone showed me something new and here I am temporarily saying today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

I guess I had heard of Rihanna before but I never really took notice of Rihanna until the whole Chris Brown thing.  I will leave that mostly alone because for one I don’t think I need to mention it is despicable and second it would crush my faith in humanity when I started getting messages from people telling me that Chris Brown is so cute domestic violence is ok. Instead I will focus on Rihanna, who is just stunning.  She has a fantastic body, of course, but she has just a beautiful face, I enjoy her style, and she just seems to embody something extra I can’t quite put my finger on.  She was on SNL last night and looked great of course and since then I have been thinking about her, which means today I want to fuck Rihanna.