Tag: Singer

Lana Del Rey… back again.  I am surprised she’s back again so soon after 6 months of not showing up and honestly almost a year after really caring about her.  Maybe she’s just been in good pictures lately?  Or I have reseen what I originally saw?  I don’t know, she’s definitely pretty and I am not immune to certain affectations.  Certainly the knowingly retro style is something I enjoy.  There is an intrinsic sultriness to someone with an old school voice who looks like a femme fatale.  But I don’t know why exactly, I just know today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.

I can’t remember when I first heard of Pixie Lott but it was some time ago.  Her name always stuck with me because, well, it’s Pixie Lott.  That’s pretty memorable.  At least, back then I assumed that was why, I think if we have learned anything together it’s that I clearly have a thing for British Blondes so that must be the real reason Pixie Lott never quite left my mind.  So it feels appropriate that today I am posting her and this is an anniversary of sorts, my 200th post.  Now, I know that’s not a lot for most of you, you probably topped that in just a week of starting your tumblr but for a daily post thing it’s impressive.  But, given how I seem to go on and on about liking British women, blonde British women, it seems like this is serendipitous.  Of course, I probably could have claimed that with anyone, right?  Pixie is quite attractive though but I don’t know enough about her to really write a lot, it’s always a little awkward when I choose someone who all I can really say is, “She’s pretty,” because it runs the danger of just being lecherous.  She is pretty though, she has fantastic legs, a cute smile, and she kind of wears a lot of eye make up which can be a mistake but I really like on her.  I think if she was going out of her way to look sultry instead of cute it would perhaps look wrong but in this case it just adds to her appeal.  So there it is, 200 posts and today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Every Summer there is a Song of the Summer.  Or a few sort of vying for the public imagination.  They tend to be light, forgettable fair that is immediately catchy and fun.  This summer it is pretty clear it was Call Me Maybe and in the case of these songs liking it or not doesn’t really change your exposure to it.  You’re going to hear it unless you’re someone’s grandparent.  Then you probably won’t because Bingo Halls have a no pop music rule.  What that means then is I know who Carly Rae Jepsen is, it’s inevitable.   I didn’t really know that much about her at first, my guess was another teen pop star cropping up out of some factory somewhere (I have always assumed said factory is a secret facility run by a combination of Nickelodeon, Disney, and the Government).  It turned out she was 26 and from Canada.  So… I was a little off.  I don’t know much about her and I doubt I will ever find myself buying a bunch of Carly Rae Jepsen albums but she is undeniably cute and sometimes… sometimes it’s just the time for that.  The cute girl who has had pop culture by the throat for a few months, it just seems attractive in a sort of mental fling sort of way, which is where I am at right now.  Today I want to fuck Carly Rae Jepsen.

I am not really entirely sure what to write about Lana Del Rey, it is always strange when a pop singer can be so divisive because… it’s pop music, by it’s very nature it’s meant for mass consumption, divisive is the opposite of it’s intent  I think people felt a little burned by her or rather, felt exposed by her.  Music is, in many ways for many people as much a piece of self identity as it is art.  Who and what you listen to can be as much of a fashion statement as the clothes you wear and if you identify as someone who is non conventional I can see how Lana Del Rey could burn you.  When Pitchfork first “discovered” her on youtube she became pretty instantly popular with the underground crowd.  Of course, it didn’t take long for the history of Lizzy Grant to emerge and suddenly there were people writing about her being prepackaged or her being fake or her having fake lips or whatever.  It certainly made her poison to those who first liked her but it seems silly to me, if you think Video Games is a good song then you think Video Games is a good song.  I grew up listening to punk music and when Avril Lavigne first broke I worked at a record store.  You’re supposed to kind of hate everything she stands for in that situation.  Thing is though, it doesn’t matter if you dislike her or her manufactured image, it doesn’t effect the music and I still think the chorus to Complicated is a pretty masterful bit of pop song craft.  As such, I also think that Video Games is pretty good, the most troubling part about it is not it’s origin but the screwed up gender politics of the relationship it describes.  This all brings us back to Lana, who I run pretty hot and cold on.  When she first appeared I was definitely very into how she looked, she just had a certain… something.  And yes, it always seemed calculated, no one accidentally rolls out of bed and looks like that.  I am fine with that.  I just got bored with her.  By the time her album finally came out I was way past bored with the controversy and her and the album itself was kind of mediocre.  So I don’t think of her much but you know, sometimes I pause and realize that yeah, she’s pretty hot. Sometimes there is just something to that look that catches my eye.  Thing is, that’s fine.  I can like Video Games.  I can kind of like Blue Jeans.  I can think Born to Die isn’t very good.  It isn’t a statement about me at my core, it’s a statement about three songs.  I can like how she looks some days and not, the only thing it says about me is that I am rather flighty in my attraction to people I don’t actually know.  My choice of her only really reveals one thing about me and that’s that today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.

Last time I posted Rihanna I mentioned she runs pretty hot and cold with me.  When I want her I really want her.  So it shouldn’t be a surprise that she is reappearing again so soon.  I happen to really be into Rihanna of late. I won’t go too much into the Oprah interview other than to say it was disappointing.  I know I am not alone with that as someone else mentioned it made Rihanna less attractive to her.  I get that.  It mainly made me feel bad for her.  The thing is though, she’s still so hot and her feelings can’t really be helped.  You can’t will yourself to hate someone, even someone you should.  So all it really did is make me feel bad for her and think about her again.  And the thinking is why she’s here because good lord she is gorgeous.  So today I want to fuck Rihanna.

Very few people wax and wane for me like Rihanna.  I can’t really say why but it is pretty unique.  Now, there have been many girls over the years who I get really into and then they fade away and later I wonder just what the hell I was thinking (mainly we call them ex girlfriend. *rimshot*).  Rihanna is a little different in she will sometimes show up with the same intensity for me where it’s like, oh yeah, Rihanna is really hot.  Then she’ll stop showing up, I’ll see pictures of her and shrug and generally not care at all.   Until suddenly I do and it’s all over again.  Today is one of those days.  I can’t say I always know who I will choose tomorrow but sometimes I feel like I have some idea, or at least a direction I might go.  Then there are days like this, I had strange dreams that had nothing to do with Rihanna but by the time I had finished waking up and washing my face… suddenly I am thinking about Rihanna.  A lot.  I don’t know why, I mean, just stepping away from it she’s a very attractive woman, so it isn’t a mystery why I would like her but it is why I don’t sometimes.  But what would life be without mysteries, it’s something to keep us on our toes and get me over thinking my libido.  Still, no mystery what i want to do today.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

I am a pretty big fan of the internet.  For an autodidact and information junky like myself it is great.  For someone who loves getting to write out thoughts and musings it is also great but it has some drawbacks.  I don’t want to claim it’s made us assholes but it’s probably made us bigger assholes.  Or at least it has gone a ways to make sure we’re less embarrassed about being assholes.  I am of course talking about the ridiculous levels of hate I see spewed around the internet.  So many of my followers and people I follow… I look at their blog and there are just so many people saying hateful things for no reason (always anon because come on, you’re already a coward if you’re using the internet for this, why not be a super coward and be completely anonymous instead of pseudo anonymous.  I would call you pussies but it doesn’t feel right, I like pussies, I dislike you people).  Of course, I feel like celebrity fandom was already rife with this, people love to hate famous people and see them fail.  And I get it, I get all of it, it isn’t like I’ve never fallen victim to all of this.  I get it.  And there can even be a place for talking about what you don’t like, certainly a critical discussion is fine, a lively debate with friends, but just to tear something down someone else cares about because they care about it.  It’s all too common so I am going to give you a life lesson that will really help.  Really.  It will make your life and the lives of those who have to deal with you better.  It is simply this: If you don’t like something it is ok to shut the fuck up about and go enjoy something you do like.  Which brings me to Katy Perry, who every time I post (or used to post, this has stopped since I turned off anon questions) people would tell me she was a whore, or ugly, or most often a ‘fake ass Gaga’.  You guys are welcome to your opinion.  Honestly you’re welcome to share it with me, I’m not offended, she’s no my sister or anything (thank god, that would make this weird) but I feel like if you feel that way you would probably enjoy life more listening to Lady Gaga than telling a stranger how dumb they are for liking Katy Perry’s boobs.  So you guys go do what you want, me I am going to sit here and think about how today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

This started as a post about Victoria Justice because in all honesty I am a little tipsy and decided to try watching Victorious.  Thing is then I decided half way through that I liked Ariana Grande better.  Then I went back.  Then back again.  Then I got greedy.  I’m being greedy, both are attractive in their own way.  I think Victoria Justice is just stunning and classically beautiful, it’s impossible to see her and not immediately lock your eyes on her.  Thus she was first.  But then Ariana Grande is sexy in her own way and just button cute.  So I couldn’t decide, then I decided I should get both.  Again.  So today I want to fuck Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande.

Katy Perry is interesting to me because she’s in like the top 5 most posted girls in this blog and yet I never think about her.  Except when I do. Well, that was unclear, the fact is most days Katy Perry never crosses my mind, I can go weeks and forget she exists but then something will happen and I’ll remember Katy Perry exists.  Usually then the wheels start turning and I start to remember she’s hot, and I like the silly costumes and different hair and wigs and then all of a sudden I am thinking about Katy Perry.  And the days she’s in my thoughts?  She’s it, I cannot shake it, I mean, no one else matters, I want Katy Perry.  It’s all very strange and uniquely her and I don’t know why but I thought I’d bring it up.  I mean, everyone follows me for what I have to say, not for the picture right?  Right.  Well, there we go, she’s in my thoughts now and all I can think about is that today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I almost feel bad for Aly Michalka (I say as I sit up in the middle of the night, in my bedroom, in my underwear, having woken up from a nightmare and unable to sleep, that’s right I feel sorry for her).  By like… the standards of a high school reunion someone who has been on multiple TV shows and released albums and has actual fans is successful.  By Hollywood standards her career is failing, she hasn’t been in much of consequence since Easy A or when Hellcats went off the air, take your pick.  That seems like an unfair standard to me but it is what it is, so I feel a little bad for her.  That’s not why she’s here though, that’s more of… an aside, perhaps why I am thinking of her.  The truth is she is pretty.  I happen to like pretty girls.  I also seem to like blondes.  It is what it is I guess.  I find I have so little to say this time but look how much space I took up.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.