Tag: Taylor Momsen

I have been thinking about Taylor Momsen and really over-thinking about her of late.  I have a habit of over-thinking things, I know this might surprise you, I run a blog where I often write 500 words about my libido, you’re probably stunned that I over intellectualize things.  But I was thinking about her and about a bit of a generational divide on her.  I hear a lot about people loving her when I post her and from what I can tell those people are younger.  In general, if older people know who she is they kind of have an eye roll thing and they seem to think she is not for real.  What stands out to me is when she basically stopped acting and mentioned that her life had never been her own, she’d been acting and modeling since she was 3 and basically wished she had a childhood.  Really it seemed to me that what she was wishing for was agency.  So it strikes me as a little disingenuous when adults roll their eyes at that because… I have a lot of years on Taylor Momsen, I have to work another 7 years to match the amount of time she has sunk into her professional career.  Most people are about 40 when they have been working as long as her and no one is bothered that they are jaded about their job.  More importantly I am going to say what I never understand is why adults roll their eyes when teenagers do exactly what we all did, which is rebel against authority.  Just because in this case the patriarchy she is struggling against is embodied by the corporate structure of big time showbiz instead of her dad doesn’t make it somehow less valid.  Or I could be wrong, these are the thoughts I have had about why she seems to connect with some people so strongly.  I guess I dislike the condescension of adults sometimes, that we know what is real and genuine and idiot kids have no idea, because putting up a middle finger at the world at 20 can be embarrassing in retrospect but was pretty genuine for most of us at that time.  So that’s why she’s here today, I have been thinking about all of that.  Also because she’s pretty.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.

So I just posted Taylor Momsen not to long ago and here she is again.  Basically because she’s hot.  It is interesting, she appears to be rather beloved among tumblrites.  Or at least my followers.  Not that she gets a lot of notes or anything but she probably causes the highest percentage of people sending me messages telling me how much they love her.  Which is cool.  It’s interesting, I am not sure what about her elicits that but I like it.  I like passion.  I guess that is part of her appeal, agree or disagree with her, like her or not, she certainly has passion.  I don’t think you can accuse her of being a shrinking violet or not doing what she is passionate about.  That’s always appealing.  Also she’s hot, to get back to the original point.  She’s hot and today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.

Sometimes it is hard for my mind to wrap around the idea that the Taylor Momsen of today was once the cute little Jenny Humphrey.  It makes sense of course, no one is the same person at 20 that they were at 15 (I hope!  Nothing sadder than someone stuck in adultlescence).  But it still just feels very different.  I have mentioned before I do feel kind of bad for her.  I mean she seems to like what she does now, which is good, but I have sensed dissatisfaction with how she grew up.  I get that, too, child stardom seems like a strange thing to force upon a kid.  I mean… I don’t know, I have no soapbox for this but even when it doesn’t end badly giving a child a career feels like it could rob them of some of the essential parts of being a kid. Or not.  I don’t know, I am rambling, I think she is pretty though she doesn’t pop up on my radar very often, I know I have followers who are way, way more into her than I am.  That always makes me feel like a poser.  It’s ok, when I was a kid there wasn’t even anything called soft grunge, there was just grunge which was a bullshit marketing term adults came up with to sell us flannel once Nirvana broke.  What I am saying is i get rebellion and anger but it will be co-opted and sold back to you one day.  And that has nothing to do with the fact that today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.

Sometimes it is easy for me to forget how young Taylor Momsen still is, probably because she’s well into her third career at this point.  Probably too many careers for someone who is basically a kid to have had.  I felt for her a few years ago when she said something about not having any friends and no childhood because of being a child model at a young age.  I mean, I don’t think a life of fame from youth is destructive to everyone but… there are people it has damaged.  I think the quality of parents has a lot to do with that.  She seems to have mostly gotten through ok, she just is angry.  I think that’s understandable, we were all angry in our early 20’s.  It’s natural.  Anyway, I for some reason have been thinking about her all week so I guess today it bubbled to the surface.  She is attractive.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.

I was pretty resistant to watching Gossip Girl when it started because it sounded fucking horrible.  But I was kind of goaded into it and once I watched it I was hooked, I won’t go so far as to call it Great TV but it was entertaining.  That was a long time ago but I am feeling nostalgic with it ending, it gave me a lot of enjoyment and some great bonding time.  Of course, one of the arguments used to convince me to start watching was “There are hot girls, really hot girls, it won’t be that bad”.  So I folded and while it was good the hot girls did not hurt.  So Today in honor of that I have made my choice (to be seriously greedy), today I want to fuck Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, and Taylor Momsen.

I have a strange relationship with Taylor Momsen.  She is still pretty though I rarely think of her and she doesn’t usually do a ton for me.  This is because I can’t help but think, “She used to be way hotter”.  Which is just creepy because… she’s not that old if you get my drift.  Which makes me sound like a creep but really she took a turn somewhere, she used to have this unique style that was strangely attractive but then one day… it started to seem a little desperate.  Like she took a step too far and there are few things less attractive than desperation.  Of course, this could just be me.  I doubt it’s just me but I am sure there are many people who like her even more now.  I don’t know, I get the appeal but most of the time I just don’t care.  But Gossip Girl is ending and I guess I am feeling nostalgic so today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.