I have a strange relationship with Taylor Momsen.  She is still pretty though I rarely think of her and she doesn’t usually do a ton for me.  This is because I can’t help but think, “She used to be way hotter”.  Which is just creepy because… she’s not that old if you get my drift.  Which makes me sound like a creep but really she took a turn somewhere, she used to have this unique style that was strangely attractive but then one day… it started to seem a little desperate.  Like she took a step too far and there are few things less attractive than desperation.  Of course, this could just be me.  I doubt it’s just me but I am sure there are many people who like her even more now.  I don’t know, I get the appeal but most of the time I just don’t care.  But Gossip Girl is ending and I guess I am feeling nostalgic so today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.

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