Tag: Taylor Swift

A bunch of times this week I have found myself thinking about how beautiful Taylor Swift is.  I dunno why, it hasn’t come up any time near when I was posting or anything so she hasn’t been posted.  I am sure there have been pictures of her on my dash or a mention on TV or something.  My brain is not that creative and I am very easily influenced.  Part of her actually being on the brain today is no doubt that she is posting on tumblr again and it is a reminder of how charming she can be.  I don’t know more than that really.  I just had her on the brain and she is very pleasant so… today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Today’s pick was hard.  It always is after the Met Gala because the Met Gala is like the superbowl of batshit red carpet gowns.  I was pretty excited going in because of the theme this year, the whole fusing machine and fashion I knew could be either the coolest thing I’d ever seen or a trainwreck.  And I’ll be honest, I don’t mind trainwrecks because it’s at least interesting.  I enjoy an interesting terrible dress more than a bland mediocre dress I think.  Of course, now I am just imagining a hem with a little traintrack along the hem with a model train going around it.  And puns about trains.  Anyway, indeed a lot of the dresses were kinda ugly.  There were plenty of great ones, too, which is why I took so long to post today.  It was a really tough decision.  I went with Taylor Swift because it’s kind of… I don’t know.  I am not even sure I like it but it is metallic and it sure seems like it’s trying to match the theme.  I dunno, maybe it’s the black lipstick.  I found myself drawn today towards people who were wearing maybe not entirely normal things that felt like they put the effort in.  She fit and for some reason I was drawn to her look.  I am a little torn about the new hair.  I mean, I like it but it also doesn’t feel like Taylor Swift.  It’s strange.  I am rambling, she’s my pick from the Met Gala but you know, there were lots of other possibilities so if you want to know, feel free to ask who else I liked.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here is Taylor Swift because she’s due?  I don’t know.  I am super tired because it’s noisy outside and I am not really running on full capacity today.  She is very pretty and there have been a lot of times recently I almost posted her but then didn’t.  So I am posting her today.  These are basically random pictures I pulled of her on the red carpet because I am half assing this.  Sorry.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here’s Taylor Swift because… um she hasn’t shown up recently?  I was thinking about her?  I don’t have any great explanation and am not really feeling all that talkative today.  Or… whatever this counts as.  She was just kind of on my mind and she’s pretty so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Something has been trying to get me to post Taylor Swift.  Something.  I don’t know if it is the universe, fate, or @thunderstormofoblivion who keeps bringing pictures of Taylor to my attention.  Something though is doing it.  Though actually I got up this morning thinking I’d post her because multiple magazine covers yesterday and she looks good and was on my mind but… the day got away from me.  Usually I have changed my mind between mornign and afternoon but not today, which does go to show I really should have been posting Taylor Swift.  I read something about her trying to go away fro a while, worrying about over exposure.  I wish her luck because I don’t think this is entirely her choice unless she actually becomes a hermit.  There are few people on the internet pictures of show up more often, she even dwarfs models and their job is to have pictures taken of them.  So I wonder if we will see any less of her leaving her house or the gym or where ever they ambush her. But I wish her luck because I would hate to see some backlash against her.  My tolerance for backlashes against celebrities just continues to shrink.  And I don’t feel like she deserves any such nonsense.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Taylor Swift

So Taylor Swift did a shoot for Vanity Fair.  I rather like the shoot.  I saw some negative things said by some people but man, people love to shit on stuff.  It’s because not only is it easy, it makes you feel better about yourself.  It’s also pathetic.  Just… in case you were wondering.  Like, we all know those people.  The ones who seem to hate everything and they think it makes them profound or smarter for some how figuring out that everything sucks.  But… I hate to say it, if everyone you meet is an asshole, you’re probably the asshole.  If you think everything in the world is worthless there is exactly one commonality there.  I am being hard on people.  I get it.  When I was 13 I also thought it made me edgy and cool and hid the fact that I was insecure and had no fucking clue what I was doing.  So I get it and Taylor Swift doesn’t need me to defend her.  I hope not.  I am not particularly inclined to spend a lot of time doing so.  I just find the perpetual complaining a little boring, guys.  Anyway, here is Taylor, I thought she looked good.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift has shown up here more than most people.  Like top 10 all time.  Which is odd given I don’t think of myself as a particularly big Taylor Swift fan.  Like, other people are much, much bigger Taylor Swift fans.  Which either means Taylor Swift is such a big deal even if you aren’t a huge fan you like her more than most other people or I am lying to myself. I guess it could be a combination of things.  Either way more pictures of her on stage showed up and she looked fantastic, as she often does on stage.  There was some sparkly stuff and some shiny stuff and lord knows I’m a big dumb animal.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here is Taylor Swift on stage in Scotland because… shiny stuff.  I like shiny things.  I especially like pretty girls in shiny things.  Thus Taylor Swift.  Some times I don’t have a lot to say cause there isn’t a lot of depth to what I am feeling.  I have posted Taylor Swift a lot in the past year, or a lot more than prior to this and it is because she is pretty great and I think we have all largely started to realize that more.   But today she is here cause I really like her sparkly jacked and her sparkly bodysuit, and a her like… I dunno, fringey sparkly thing.  The light up dress is nice too but not the same as something that shines without electrical power. Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

As I have mentioned many times before I am usually not a huge fan of street candids.  There are lots of reasons for this.  Pragmatically, they tend to not be as high quality as red carpet pictures or photoshoots.  They also are hard to look at without knowing how intrusive they are. Taylor Swift can do nothing in her life without a horde of photographers following her.  That would drive me nuts.  Even worse, they are all secretly hoping for something unflattering.  They want her to trip or they want a butt shot, or they want he wind to whip up her skirt or anything she would definitely not want the world seeing. How you feel about this is up to you to decide, I tend to avoid them though because… well, when I was a kid basically nothing was open on holidays.  If it was Thanksgiving and you forgot to buy something you had to wait.  Now everything is open and staffed by a work force without the power to demand those days off.  So I refuse to go to a store on a holiday.  My actions won’t cause the stores to close again but at least I will not be the reason those people have to work.  I guess it is the same with paparazzi pictures, I can’t change anything but in general I’d rather not be part of the demand that is the reason they exist.  But then sometimes I post them because Taylor Swift dresses better than anyone on the planet and has amazing legs.  So I end up posting pictures of Taylor Swift being stalked around New York.  Which is what is going on here.  So today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here is Taylor Swift on stage because… she’s on tour and pictures pop up and she often wears thinks that sparkle and lord knows I can’t seem to resist that.  But that is why she is here.  That’s enough about that, I just found out my tumblr buddy wildflagsure just found out her cat died.  Which is terrible and horrible so if you are reading this why don’t you send her your condolences or a joke or anything.  Empty platitudes won’t do much but maybe what you say will help a little bit.  I am going to just go out on a limb and say Taylor Swift would want you to.  She does like cats.  And she seems quite kind.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.