Tag: Tinashe

It’s been a pretty slow celebrity week given we are closing in on the Oscars but maybe everyone is saving up everything for the weekend. Either way, it gives a chance to post Tinashe who was at the Hollywood Beauty awards. I think she was there like almost a week ago now but the pictures finally just showed up in places I could find because that happens sometimes. ANyway, I assume she won. First because she’s beautiful but also because she has a trophy. They may give participation trophies but I doubt it. Who knows. Who cares. I don’t. I just like getting pictures of Tinashe. That’s it. Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

Tinashe had a new video come out like… last week? It’s been a bit actually. I was aware of it when it came out and have been aware of it since because my phone keeps telling me, “Hey, have you seen this video? I think you’d like”.  And I keep telling my phone I am busy doing important stuff like… I can’t even think of an example of something important guys. That’s how bad I am at pretending my life is anything but a mess. Anyway, I eventually got around to it and man she looks good in the video. I guess the important lesson here is that our machine overlords know better than us and it’s just time to give in. So Tinashe is here because god she is beautiful. So beautiful. Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

Here is Tinashe for reasons unclear to me beyond, “Hey, she sure is pretty”.  I woke up with her on my mind.  Was I having a dream about her I don’t remember?  Is it that it illiterates well with Thursday (it doesn’t that well to be honest, Tuesday would be better), is it because Tinashe is part of a secret Illuminati and is using her mind control powers to make me think about her?  I don’t know.  All of them seem equally likely except for the last one because I have feel like there are better targets to mind control if she wants success or attention.  I guess it could be a real Doctor Faustus situation but even if Tinashe has super human powers and is squandering them playing pranks, I am having a hard time believing I am a likely target.  I don’t think she knows I exist.  It’s unlikely.  So she’s probably here because she’s extremely good looking and my brain does like that kind of thing.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

So today was another tough one because there are just so many people competing for my attention and I am also distracted and tired.  So I will give you the short hand notes on what I would want to say about Tinashe if I had more time.  Tineshe is pretty then I transition into talking about how good she looked but adding she has an unfair advantage because she’s beautiful so she can make anything look good mixed with some talk about fashion week, some digression to pad things out and make me look either smart or funny or both, followed by me emphasizing that she is absolutely beautiful.  So you know, there you go, the cliff notes version of Tinashe is beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

Tinashe was in Galore and thank god for that.  She is beautiful but it is just a chore to find pictures of her.  Which makes no sense because look at how ridiculously beautiful she is.  Shouldn’t everyone want pictures of her?  I mean, I get there are commercial considerations and apparently no one thinks she is commercially viable because like other people I like it seems she is facing some struggles with her label ever getting another album out.  But I am very tired, too tired to be clever or subtle so let me just put it bluntly: that all sounds extremely stupid to me.  How could she not sell more magazines, look at her.  As to selling records?  I don’t know.  Maybe she wouldn’t.  I honestly couldn’t give two fucks because the quality of the music matters more and yes, I know, it’s a business, they want to make money.  It can all burn for all I care.  Major record labels can all take a flying leap and I wouldn’t shed a tear.  Artists could still make their music and they sure as fuck aren’t making their money from their labels so I fail to see why record labels are a thing I want around at all.  It can burn.  Anyway, she is beautiful and that’s why she’s here, I probably shouldn’t keep going or who knows what terrible thing I could say that will link me to some crime if Colombia records is ever the victim of arson.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

Here is Tinashe because it’s beyond time I had posted Tinashe.  I have a friend who certainly thinks so because multiple times she has sent me stuff with her either because she thinks I should be more into Tinashe or has astutely observed every time she is placed in front of me I am like, “Wow, she is so beautiful”.  Because guys, she is beautiful.  And I definitely have thought about it before.  I almost did it at Halloween actually cause I dug her costume.  And well… there are lots of almost but the truth is I always feel bad when I feel like I don’t know enough about someone.  I know I happen to like her most recent album but haven’t really dug into it very much.  I honestly like anyone that I feel like forces R&B out of it’s too comfortable groove.  But I don’t know enough, I haven’t listened enough.  I will correct that.  For now I just know she’s gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.