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Last time I posted someone on iZombie I talked about how I was all caught back up. Well… I haven’t watched since then. I feel strangely guilty about this even though I don’t think the show or people associated with it particularly care what I do. It’s just the weird nature of how TV works for me now. I do sort of regret not being part of a weekly conversation on TV and so on like I was 10 years ago but on the other hand it’s nice to be able to watch a bunch of episodes in a row. Today I am posting Rose McIver because I quite like her as Liv and she looked really good multiple times. I liked her, what I assume is real, New Zealand accent at one point, I enjoyed her being a pick up artist. She looked good, she was fun. The show is just great in general. Today I want to fuck Rose McIver.

Here is Taylor Swift for multiple reasons. The primary being that I am not sleeping well still and the result is I have been sleeping in about 1-2 hour bursts before waking up and needing to deal with stuff for a bit. It has lead to odd dreams and I had one about Taylor Swift and no not that kind of dream. Not really. It was just odd. What other reasons are there? I mean, she’s pretty and I was excited to listen to her cover Earth Wind and Fire and that lead to me thinking of songs I’d like to hear Taylor Swift cover and then that I’d like to hear a song that isn’t about her. Which isn’t a criticism of her but i realized a lot of the songs I was thinking of were more narrative or about people very far removed from her. It would be interesting to see how she spun it. So those are the reasons she’s here. Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here’s some Sophie Turner for you guys because hey, why not. I posted Natalie Dormer yesterday so this is probably connected. But who knows, the world is a mysterious place full of wonder and mystery. Anyway, she is here and she is pretty so enjoy. Today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

Here is Natalie Dormer because intense personal research has shown that Natalie Dormer is sexy as fuck. That intense research has involved me seeing pictures of Natalie Dormer as they hit the internet and consistently going, “Wow, Natalie Dormer is sex as fuck”. If the Nobel committee needs an address to send me my medal for this groundbreaking work just shoot me an ask or something. The truth though is just that confidence is sexy and no one exudes confidence like Natalie Dormer. I am convinced if there was a bomb and she walked in and said, “I’ve got this” we’d all just nod and be like, “I mean, she seems like she knows what she’s doing”. We’d all be completely calm until our fiery death because I love her but there is no way drama school taught her how to actually defuse a bomb. It would be a nice end though because we’d all be happy and sure we were going to live thanks to that confidence. And you know, I guess that’s sexy. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Here is Charli XCX who is currently winning Coachella by well, being kind of a big music nerd. She spent a lot of time yesterday posting videos of herself alone dancing to music because her friends all went out to do other things. She looked good, she is fun, I enjoyed it. I am also losing at sleep still, almost as badly as she is winning at Coachella so I don’t have a lot else to say. So I made some gifs and am posting her. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So if you think it’s stupid when I post fictional characters here is like the dumbest one yet. AJ Mason is a character in Friday the 13th the Game. Which you might note is a thematic pick today. The game has it’s flaws but what it does very, very well is make it feel like you are in Friday the 13th. It definitely got the tone and feel very right. I will likely be playing tonight. So why AJ? Well, there is an interesting thing here about Archetypes. We don’t know much about the councilors in the game but they all feel very familiar. This is because they are all a type that was very popular in 80’s slashers, especially the Friday the 13th franchise. AJ is the rocker/punk girl who appears not in every slasher but in enough. I have always found her strangely attractive. And I know why. I found the girls who were those types attractive in the movies as a kid too. They were what I was drawn to. She most closely resembles Violet, who I thought was hot. But on the punk end of the spectrum I loved Trash in Return of the Living Dead. And Later in the Friday the 13th series I really thought JJ was hot and it was a shame she dies first. I would complain she didn’t even get to make it to Manhattan but hey, the movie barely got there, it would only be worse if no one was killed for the first 80 minutes. Anyway, I am posting AJ Mason because I enjoy the game, I wanted to finally get a real Friday the 13th post, and I am some weirdo who posts video game characters. Today I want to fuck AJ Mason.

Hey guys, I am going to punt today cause I am feeling not so great and just can’t put the effort in to be honest.Nicki Minaj is here because I really like Nicki Minaj, I think she’s very attractive and very interesting. She has a bunch of new stuff coming out and basically emerged from the shadows this week to show up a lot. So I am posting her. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Happy middle of the week guys! I assume everyone is buy making their Friday the 13th plans already so I’ll keep this short. I am posting Priyanka Chopra because she is just gorgeous. I think she is really pretty and she just keeps popping into my head today. So she’s here. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Here is some Charli XCX because why not. I mean, I know at least one of you has a reason why not because it does annoy one of my friends when I post Charli. But to the rest of you I say why not. I have no particular reason aside from finding Charli XCX extremely attractive mixed with being slightly out of it this morning because a scam telephone call woke me up at 6:30. Who starts scamming people at 6:30 in the morning? Anyway, I think Charli XCX is stupid hot and ridiculously talented and what I really like is that she loves music. Which seems obvious but I mean in a way my friends and I that worked at a record store loved music. You would seek out new things, you would desperately want to share it with people when you found something awesome. I remember at some point in the late 90’s this guy I worked with just grabbed a random album because the cover was cool and on the back someone was credited as a zanzithophone player. No one had any clue what the zanzithophone was (later we found out it was a very short run musical instrument from Casio in the 1980’s that had a lot of major flaws, including no where for the spit to go when you were blowing into it so eventually they would sort of implode because they were electronic and would be filled with spit). Anyway, he came in the next day, shoved a copy in my hands and said I had to buy it. I did the same to others. That album was the classic In the Aeroplane Over the Sea. It was tremendous and I love knowing about it and I had a need to share. So Charli XCX feels like that kind of music fan. She made a long post here on tumblr just a couple of weeks ago with a list of female musicians she thinks everyone needs to hear. I have gone through it. Some of the I knew. Some of them I didn’t. Some of them are tremendous. Her radio show for Apple is similar, she seems to spend all her time trying to get people to hear music she thinks is great and is horrified more people don’t know. This is basically never her music. That’s a pretty big rarity among celebrity, spending all your time promoting someone else because you just love it and want others to know about it. I have seen it said she is too generous to be a successful pop star. But I love it. I imagine maybe somewhere deep down it was why I was drawn to her from the word go, the second I became aware of her I was into her. So today I want to fuck Charli XCX.