Here is Zoey Deutch because she’s really pretty. That’s the long and short of it. I saw some pictures of her at a photocall for… I think it said A Quiet Place but that feels wrong unless I am having a massive brain fart. Whatever is going on, she looked good because she is beautiful. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch.
Zoey Deutch has been at Sundance all week and keeps showing up in pictures and she looks great so now she’s showing up here. No doubt now her week really feels complete. I tend to like how she dresses and she has a nice smile and is pretty. So she’s here (Speaking of delightful and beautiful young women let me tell you about my mutual @thunderstormofoblivion. Do any of my followers live in New York? Boy do you have an opportunity here, she is Romanian and let’s be honest, you have never had the chance to talk to a Romanian before. To make it to adulthood she’s probably had to kill like 30 Draculas or something and now she works as a spy. Anyway, you should message her, if you’re lucky maybe you could go do New York stuff together like… dance in fountains and hang out at Monica and Rachel’s place. Just an idea for people). So I like Zoey, she is pretty, I dunno what movie she has at Sundance but fingers crossed it’s good cause lord I didn’t hear good things about that James Franco one she was just in. Oh right, the name is in one of the pictures, Why Him? Sounds like it was bad. Oh well. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch.
How about some Zoey Deutch today. Why? No clue, just feels right. I am feeling better than yesterday but still really tied and there just isn’t a lot going on right now. I mean in the sense of pictures of celebrities and so on. So this felt right and I am going with it. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch.
I hope everyone had a good Christmas and I hope my readers in the UK and Canada and elsewhere are having a pleasant Boxing Day. We don’t have that here. It’s always seemed like an odd addition to the Christmas season to me but I don’t want to judge anyone certainly, so I will just wish you luck. Remember to keep your hands up, most particularly on your right side, more people fall to a good left hook than anything else so they are probably going to try and set that up. And don’t forget your footwork, if you’re flat footed you’ve already lost. But you probably know this, you guys do Boxing Day every year, but good luck. Anyway, it is expectedly a slow day in the world of celebrities because people are, you know, probably home drinking hot chocolate and in other countries engaging in festive yuletide pugilism. But my friend @thunderstormofoblivion reblogged some Zoey Deutch from me this morning and astutely pointed out that she looks quite good. I tend to agree and often think so but she has a habit of losing out to someone else. Often because she ends up at events with a lot of people and.. I dunno. Because. It’s a mistake. I am correcting it now because she’s gorgeous and should be here more often. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch.
I don’t know about the movies but on a fashion front the Venice Film Festival appears to be top notch this year. Zoey Deutch wore that blue dress with the pink collar and honestly everything about her look was just perfect. It had this great old Hollywood feel, just everything the sunglasses, the colors, her hair. Perfect. It’s a good look if you can pull it off. So… uh, I guess if you happen to have the looks, the time, and the money get on that. Stop wearing sweats, start wearing expensive dresses and have your hair immaculately styled. That’s like the worst advice I’ve ever given, it reminds me of a time some Scarlett Johansson pictures hit and a guy I knew said, “See, why can’t women learn. Look at her, women need to stop starving themselves, guys don’t want super skinny girls”. Which was a great point, that’s what’s keeping most people from looking like Scarlett Johansson. The thing holding every other woman on Earth back is that they just aren’t eating enough. Hopefully one day he’ll detail his important work about how women can finally give guys what they want in, “Eat Your Way to Looking just like Scarlett Johansson”. Fingers crossed it’s out in time for Christmas! Anyway, this is about Zoey Deutch, who looked great and I don’t really understand what film she was promoting. It said Miu Miu’s Women’s Tales but I don’t know if that’s a series of shorts, an actual movie, a terrible misspelling of a high fashion brand’s attempt to market a brand new accessory to attract furries. It’s a complete mystery. The important thing for today is that she looked fantastic so that’s good enough for now. Man, I love that dress. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch
I watched Everybody Wants Some last night and I quite enjoyed it. A friend asked me what made it any different than some other teen coming of age story and I said, “Well, it’s Richard Linklater”. Which is like, the best I can say. Besides the fact that it isn’t a coming of age story at all. I should have mentioned that. I really liked the movie though because Linklater is very good at coming up with subtle movies full of human beings that you don’t mind spending time with. The movie was an inversion of Dazed and Confused and instead of the end it’s the beginning, about the first 80 hours of college and how you have to put yourself out there when you don’t actually know anyone yet. I liked it. I also liked Zoey Deutch. She is one of those people who I know her name, it feels like I have always known her name though that seems highly unlikely. But I knew the name and yet I couldn’t have picked her out of a line up. I double checked and indeed I have seen absolutely nothing she has been in. Not a thing. But I liked her in this. It is probably helped by the fact that she is really pretty and this movie was full of likable people. Her character was likable and sweet and so she became likable. Also, she turns out to be really pretty. Maybe that’s why I kept hearing about her. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch
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