I hope everyone had a good Christmas and I hope my readers in the UK and Canada and elsewhere are having a pleasant Boxing Day.  We don’t have that here.  It’s always seemed like an odd addition to the Christmas season to me but I don’t want to judge anyone certainly, so I will just wish you luck. Remember to keep your hands up, most particularly on your right side, more people fall to a good left hook than anything else so they are probably going to try and set that up.  And don’t forget your footwork, if you’re flat footed you’ve already lost. But you probably know this, you guys do Boxing Day every year, but good luck. Anyway, it is expectedly a slow day in the world of celebrities because people are, you know, probably home drinking hot chocolate and in other countries engaging in festive yuletide pugilism.  But my friend @thunderstormofoblivion reblogged some Zoey Deutch from me this morning and astutely pointed out that she looks quite good.  I tend to agree and often think so but she has a habit of losing out to someone else.  Often because she ends up at events with a lot of people and.. I dunno.  Because.  It’s a mistake.  I am correcting it now because she’s gorgeous and should be here more often. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch.