I haven’t made a single Christmas post this year, which is part oversight on my part and part Tumblr sort of stealing the Christmas Spirit from me this year by being a real boob Grinch. Tumblr has turned on boobs in a way that is inexcusable. Boobs built this site. And I don’t mean pictures of boobs, I mean I once wrote a post about how boobs are literally the only reason we have the brain capacity to create blogs and the internet and human civilization. Tumblr isn’t just biting the boob that feeds it here, tumblr is an ungrateful little shit. If this were a Hallmark movie Tumblr would be the laughable villain who gets snow dumped on him in the end while everyone else goes off to enjoy egg nog and chaste snuggling. So I am posting Ani-Mia because she has been spreading the Christmas spirit and also she has boobs. Boobs which she uses for the forces of good. By which I mean she has them and she uses her level of celebrity and fan base to help kids. Almost constantly actually. She runs school supply drives in the summer leading up to school starting and will send people prints in return for donations. She is currently running a toy drive to make sure underprivileged kids get Christmas gifts, too. She is also showing enough skin in some of these pictures that I am sure tumblr will flag this and I’ll have to go through the process of requesting a review. There is one villain in this story tumblr and it’s not cleavage. I would link you to her toy drive but it just ended. But I am sure there is somewhere near you that is still taking toys. I am not asking anyone to do what they can’t afford but I always encourage this kind of giving. I can think of nothing worse than a child having to feel his poverty on Christmas. There is a day that should just be joyous for all kids. Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

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