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Here is an anticipatory post of Jessica Chastain. She is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight (thanks @wildflagsure) and I am thinking about maybe trying to see Molly’s Game tonight. So let’s be honest, if she is on SNL I will likely post her. If I see Molly’s Game I will definitely post her. She is exceptional. And I have no idea how she’ll be as an SNL host, serious actors often don’t have the certain thing it takes there but I promise you that her performance in Molly’s Game is great. How can I know without seeing it? Well, she always gives a great performance. And you know, I like her a lot so I am biased. Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Fan Bingbing showed up in pictures because she is the spokeswoman for something called King Power, which it turns out is Thailand’s biggest duty free retailer. I didn’t know any of this this but now I do because I looked it up because Fan Bingbing was at a big event for King Power. So I guess celebrity endorsements work. Now I just have to go to Thailand. Fan Bingbing shows up about 90% of the time that she is at an event and this isn’t because of some sort of rule I have but more because she always looks remarkable. I honestly don’t know where she finds the time to dress so well. Not that the getting dressed part is hard, though, it can’t be easy because I am confident I could spend hours getting ready and I wouldn’t look like Fan Bingbing, but rather I mean that most of the time I am like, “Wow, that is a fantastic dress, it is just amazing”. And I guess I feel like constantly finding the best outfits in the entire world would take a lot of time. And yet every time she shows up, there is one. I am impressed and even if she has help I am blown away by her sense of style. Being one of the most strikingly beautiful women in the world would get her here a lot but mixed with the fact that she has some of the best fashion sense I have ever seen makes it impossible not to post her. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Here is Russian super spy and model Anastasia Scheglova. She is here because I saw a new shoot with her and I quite liked what I saw. None of that is here because I can’t post those, there is a severe lack of tops in it but it was very good. She looked very good. She is very attractive and um… that’s about it. I mean, also she’s likely some sort of evil Russian spy but that joke was a lot funnier in 2016 when I used to make it. Now it’s just a little depressing. Oh well. Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.

So it’s a snow day here and that means time to go walk and see a movie. I saw Jumanji because I have kind of wanted to despite the cultural dread that a 20 year later squeal to a not very good movie based on a kids book with unsettling art would be pretty bad. I wanted to go though because I happen to think The Rock is pretty great all the time and I think Kevin Hart and Jack Black can be very funny, and I love Karen Gillan. It’s just a lot of those people have track records for being in some not so great stuff. Well, except for Karen Gillan who is largely in very good stuff though it’s often never watched by anyone. Anyway, the reviews were good though and I took the plunge and this movie was really a lot of fun. Stupid, silly fun. Which is what it set out to be I think. I don’t think it will be anyone’s favorite movie of the year but it was exactly what it wanted to be, a movie that revolves around some very talented comedic actors getting to act very silly and tell the obvious jokes that still are hilarious. Karen was great, too. Watching her try to flirt as someone who has no idea how to be sexy was great. She was great. And you know, she was hot. You’ve seen the pictures. It was surprisingly good and you know, I don’t need much of a reason to post Karen Gillan because I adore her. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Doutzen Kroes was at an even for Piaget in… Switzerland I think? I don’t know, somewhere in Europe that started with an S. I am mostly sure of that. Whatever, that’s not important what is important is the she wore two different things at said event and I liked both. And honestly it always feels like a lucky day when I get to see a model I like wearing something other than her underwear. And I know that makes me strange but like… too much of anything is too much. Sure when I was a kid I thought only eating ice cream for the rest of my life would be great and I was right in that case because I was a very bright child but I am sure there are examples of too much of a good thing you can come up with on your own. My point is that it’s nice to get some variety and on top of that these are women so beautiful someone gave them a job being beautiful, so it’s nice to see them on them in a variety of things cause it always looks good. She looked good. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Here is Chloe Bennet who has shown up in a remarkable number of really nice photoshoots lately. Enough that I found myself wondering what the hell is going on. Like… this can’t be a promo for Shield or something because if they were going to do that then it would have come years ago. No one is giving that show a huge marketing push for season 5 or whatever it is now. Is she in something else? It’s rare that Hollywood decides out of nowhere someone is going to appear in a ton of magazines. These are the things I think in these cases instead of just looking at the pictures and being glad they exist. I should just be grateful and stop over thinking it. Which, if you have ever talked to me you’d know is laughable. I will never stop over thinking it. But I am grateful. She looks great. So today I want to fuck Chloe Bennet.

Alison Brie twice in one week! You’d think Community was still on TV! For those who weren’t around then (god, has it been that long) I used to post Alison Brie about once a week. You know… on Fridays. The day after Community aired. Halcyon days those. Anyway, it’s nice to have her around again with all the praise Glow is getting. I like Glow. I like her. What I didn’t think I’d like was the 80’s style perm which was not a good look when I was a kid and has not gotten better with age. Yes her hair last night at an event, while not that sure looked like that at first glance and… I kind of liked it? Which just goes to show you that you get used to anything eventually I guess. Boy, that’s not a great lesson is it? Hooray for being a frog in a pot of water brought slowly to a boil! Sorry, I am kinda tired. It’s a weird day. It’s a weird weekend. She looked really good and has all week so today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

Here is Taylor Swift for some reason. Not sure why she would be on my mind because when she has a new video come out it isn’t like the entire world is saturated with talk about it. So it’s a mystery and will remain so but she has vaguely been on my thoughts all week. So she made it here today because she is pretty and I kind of liked her new video, even if, and I know this will anger people because you can’t talk about Taylor Swift without angering people, Reputation as a whole isn’t doing a ton for me. Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Today’s choice was tough. The Critics Choice Awards were last night and there were so many looks I liked. And this look was like… I didn’t like it at first but it’s the one I kept going back to because something about how Alison Brie looks here stuck with me. The more I thought about it, the more I looked at it, the more I liked it. Thanks to my friend @thunderstormofoblivion for pointing out that she basically looks like a sexy mummy in the dress, which I guess is a thing I am into but I didn’t know. I always thought if I was into a classic horror monster it would be a vampire or maybe some sort of ghost but it turns out it’s the Mummy. Or maybe it’s not surprising, I posted Valerie Leon after seeing Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb and I genuinely believe her to be stunningly beautiful, especially in that movie. This started as a joke but now I am a bit worried. I really don’t need some weird Mummy bullshit on top of everything. Fingers crossed I am just into Alison Brie as a mummy. One one hand, that seems like a thing I will rarely get to see and so I will be unsatisfied but I don’t want to be a Mummy kinkster. I am not even sure how you’re supposed to decorate to be one of those. Fingers crossed. Today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes were both in a shoot for Glamour and they looked fantastic.  And I was like, oh man, I am not sure who to post, they both look very good. What a hard decision. Then I remembered this is my blog and I can do any stupid thing I want. So why decide? There are no rules here and even if there were rules rules are for losers. Or decent people. Or… well, they aren’t for me. I’m an adult, this is my blog, I can do whatever I want and you can’t stop me. So I am posting them both and I wish I hadn’t fallen behind on Riverdale. I am not mad at it. The second season, up the point I was at, is not bad or anything but it was a step down. I just sort of got busy and my rule with TV shows is if I can’t find the time to watch it for 3 episodes in a row, maybe it’s time to shelve it and binge it later. No episodes in three weeks means that I wasn’t too busy, I just wasn’t interested enough. But now I am feeling the tickle, I want to know what is going on. Maybe I will try to catch up. Anyway, today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes.