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So there is a Jumanji movie coming out and I am making no judgements about the decision to make this movie or anything but I am going to go out on a limb and say it probably won’t be the biggest grossing movie of December. Just… a feeling I have this feeling, telling me something might be bigger.  And I trust my feelings, they have generally served me well.  But Jumanji is going to happen and I thought Karen Gillan looked pretty good last week at a London screening but wow last night she wore this gold dress that if I didn’t know better i would say was just for me.  It seems unlikely given I don’t think Karen Gillan knows I exist and if I did I am going to say there is at least a 40% chance that she wouldn’t choose what she wore for my benefit.  At least 40%. But man I like that gold gown. It just looks lovely. Maybe I wish it was shaped a little bit more across the middle but now I am just looking for negatives. She looked great and you know what, I have no idea if Jumanji will be any good.  It might be terrible. But I bet she’ll still be pretty charming in it because frankly she’s always a lot of fun in comedic roles. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So the British Independent Film Awards happened and not too many people were at them but it’s ok because the best people were at them as far as I can tell.  And the best of the best was Hayley Atwell, who I will forever adore because she is one of the most charming people on the entire planet.  It’s just who she is.  And she wore this pretty sparkly pink dress and she looked like a princess.  It was just lovely and wintery and I am always glad to see her so she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

The Star Wars premier was last night so there wasn’t much doubt I’d be posting something Star Wars related because… well, I’m me.  Anyway, here is Daisy Ridley who wore a dress covered in stars and you know, that’s pretty on the nose but I didn’t hate it.  It should have fought someone else’s dress if she wanted to go all in on the joke though.  Anyway, it’s a bit odd as a dress but I kind of like it.  I guess fringe is fun and it just looks good on her in general.  I liked it.  I am pretty excited for the movie.  Big plans for the end of the week. Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

Kelly Brook is here because wow that red dress.  She was at a charity Gala last night called Teens Unite and I don’t know what it was about really but I assume it is done and over because if that dress can’t bring things together then you might as well give up. So I assume the Teens are United. And now I have Atari Teenage Riot’s Kids are United going through my head.  I’m pretty weird.  My point though is not that i have 22 year old song going through my head, it’s that that dress is amazing.  Amazing enough I guess that it is fulfilling 22 year old prophesies.  And by prophesies I mean songs.  Same thing.  I am rambling. The dress is just amazing.  What a look.  I love it.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

So when I was a kid there was a gold rush in the music industry after Nirvana surprisingly became the biggest band in the world.  The result was them trying to sing every underground band in the country to a deal in the hopes of creating the next Nirvana.  Besides the overall missing the point of what made Nirvana popular, it betrayed some gross aspects of the music industry.  I grew up in DC where music legends Fugazi hail from.  They were on (and still are) on Discord records.  This is because they founded the label.  Fugazi being legendary and descending from legendary Hardcore acts were targeted by major labels.  Fugazi always said now.  So what was the next step?  The labels would call Discord records in an attempt to buy out either the label or Fugazi’s contract.  You know, to give the band that just said they don’t want to work with you no choice.  To legally force them to work for you.  In this case hilariously they would get the same person they just talked to who would laugh in their face.  But it betrays a basic aspect of the music industry that is important to remember.  Not only do they not care about music, they don’t care about the artists and don’t even see them as people.  They see them as commodities to be bought and sold.  I point this out because Charli XCX has announced another mix tape.  It seems kind of exciting but why are we getting another mix tape when she has had an album done for over a year?  Because music labels are the devil and need to die.  She like others has found a loophole to get some music out there, even if it isn’t the music she wants out there but legally she’s stuck otherwise.  Somehow in this industry she isn’t free to go to another label that would put out her music.  When they sign you to the classic 7 record deal a label has the right to just never put out your albums.  And you are not allowed to make music then.  Just kind of the end of it.  Thank god for the internet because 20 years ago you were just forced to fade into obscurity.  So what is my basic point here?  I dunno, I am kind of tired and I adore Charli XCX and if the entire music industry burned to the ground I wouldn’t shed a single tear.  It’s a bunch of people exploiting art and making it worse for all of us. They damage the artists we love, they hurt our ability to get the music we love. Somehow small labels manage to survive and make money without being dicks, which tells me being a dick isn’t a necessary business practice, it’s just a side effect of being run by a collection of dicks.  So I am posting to bitch but also because I do love Charli XCX.  Also she was at the GQ Men of the year awards. So new song, new Mix Tape announced, and at an event.  This is the kind of timely and releveant post I make.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So there was the Women in Entertainment breakfast yesterday and I am posting Jennifer Lawrence as a result.  I really thought she looked beautiful.  I dunno, I am looking at the pink dress she wore and part of me feels like there is nothing special about it, like I shouldn’t be enamored with it but I am.  It’s just really pretty.  Simple I guess.  The dress and my reasoning.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

I went back and forth on who to post yesterday.  Between Jessica Chastain and Pixie Lott and it was a hard decision but I never feel like choosing Jessica Chastain was the wrong one.  That said Pixie Lott’s dress would not leave my mind because god damn that is a hell of a gown.  I was not alone.  Both @wildflagsure and @she-goes-to-eleven pretty heavily implied I chose wrong.  They are wrong, I did not but I got their point.  Pixie Lott looked amazing at the Fashion Awards.  Amazing enough that a day later I am still thinking about that dress.  So here she is.  She just looked great.  Extra great really because she is a person who always looks almost too good to be true.  Too pretty in every situation.  And this was like next level on that.  So today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

So Jessica Chastain is currently in Spain promoting Molly’s Game, which seems to basically be her job now.  Every time she shows up it is because of something surrounding the film and every time I feel like a jerk because I haven’t seen it and I feel like I really should.  Then I look and remember it doesn’t come out for a month.  She’s just been promoting it for 2 months already.  I hope it’s good.  I am a little surprised with just the long game promotion of this.  I have seen so many interviews and stuff.  I mean, I know she’ll be good.  She’s always good.  It’s the movie itself I can never be sure about.  Anyway, she looked fantastic in Madrid so I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So, even though I play it pretty close to the vest, Google has figured out I like Star Wars.  Somehow.  It’s mostly a secret no one knows about me at all.  But sneaky google knows and any time I go to youtube my suggestions are full of videos about Star Wars and this past week it is pretty much all interviews with the cast of the new movie sprinkled with whatever garbage Snoke theory video some idiot came up with.  No, it isn’t going to be some obscure reference to a book only 10 people have read.  That’s not how story telling works.  You can’t expect mass audiences to go do homework.  Btw, my Snoke theory is that it really doesn’t matter.  We didn’t know anything about the Emperor besides the fact that he was the Emperor.  That was good enough.  Not everything is a mystery to be solved.  Anyway, all that aside, the cast is very charming and I quite like Daisy Ridley.  So here she is from recent appearances promoting the movie.  It’s pretty simple.  Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

Funny, just a few days ago there were complaints about nothing going on but now the slew of Jingle Balls have started across the country and we won’t lack for pictures until Christmas.  On top of that there will be the Love Advent stuff which is always slightly creepy to me but at least one person will show up and I will post her cause I won’t be able to help it.  So there is a lot of competition but I am posting Mosh cause Mosh posted a few pictures of her modeling for Guess and man they are fantastic.  I mourn the loss of Mosh to us common folk, the days where we would regularly get new sets of pictures and so on, now you have to dig as she works for like… real companies I guess?  Companies who foolishly horde most of their pictures of Mosh.  I mean, Guess, if you actually published these in a way that was then easy for people like me to find, I would mention your name in like… 2-3 more posts at least.  And if there is anything people come here for it’s for Brand Recognition and fashion advice.  It’s the #1 reason people follow me.  You fools are just leaving mountains of money on the table.  So I miss Mosh.  But you know, it’s a nice rare treat when something came up and a nice early Christmas Present.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.