Kelly Brook is here because wow that red dress.  She was at a charity Gala last night called Teens Unite and I don’t know what it was about really but I assume it is done and over because if that dress can’t bring things together then you might as well give up. So I assume the Teens are United. And now I have Atari Teenage Riot’s Kids are United going through my head.  I’m pretty weird.  My point though is not that i have 22 year old song going through my head, it’s that that dress is amazing.  Amazing enough I guess that it is fulfilling 22 year old prophesies.  And by prophesies I mean songs.  Same thing.  I am rambling. The dress is just amazing.  What a look.  I love it.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.