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It’s been ages since I posted Mosh and that’s just a real shame.  It isn’t entirely my fault, she has moved on to inhabit this strange level of fame where she is more successful and famous than she once was when she was just another denizen of the Internet but still is not famous enough that like… normal people know who she is.  As a result she doesn’t show up anywhere.  Like, when she had to get her work out there she was all over the internet and people were putting out pictures of her constantly, now that she is posing for people like Ellen von Unwerth I suppose she doesn’t need to/doesn’t have time/can’t spend her time posting picture on tumblr and her website and so on.  I think this means she is much more successful but somehow that success makes it so much harder to see her.  It’s really a very strange paradox that someone whose job it is to pose for pictures for a living becomes harder to see pictures of as she becomes more successful at posing for pictures for a living.  Eat your heart out Rod Sterling.  Anyway, now to get new pictures I essentially have to figure out what store or clothing line or product she is modeling for and then raid their website and well, it ends up being a lot of work.  But worth it!  I have done that this past week and now I am posting Mosh cause good god she is beautiful.  She deserves her success because she is fantastic at what she does.  The way she has evolved as a model is remarkable and interesting.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Here is Ariel Winter for reasons I won’t get into because I am dog tired and I am worried anything I type will later read like the ramblings of a dangerous lunatic. I don’t really need more evidence stacked against me when they come to take me away.  So I will just say last night was a late night as I had a lot of work to do suddenly at 10 PM and was out late and I am super old.  I can’t even blame a time change like half the world, ours was two weeks ago.  Ariel Winter is pretty though and can be pretty hot.  So I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

Here is Barbara Palvin because… she showed up in some pics this week including at the Hungarian Women of the Year Gala yesterday.  I didn’t end up posting anything from that but she did to her typical thing where she looked adorable in a lot of the pictures because she seems to be having a lot of fun. Anytime I post Barbara Palvin I end up thinking of my friend @lunoboom though now I can’t remember why?  I think maybe because Izzy has said it would be really gross to make out with Barbara Palvin.  That seems like an odd stance to take but it’s her life.  A shame really.  I happen to think Barbara Palvin is gorgeous and adorable and sexy.  And look how great she looks in some of these pictures.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Jessica Chastain almost showed up like 3 times this week and each time someone else got posted, which is a pretty clear sign that I have made a mistake because she is fantastic.  She really was one of two or three people each day I was going to post and for some reason didn’t.  Well, she’s here now because she is doing all of this press for the Zookeeper’s Wife and I have mixed feelings about a movie I have not seen at all yet.  This is mainly because I am dead tired and the older I get the more this impacts me and I guess I am a crank.  I usually don’t judge movies I haven’t seen because that seems fucking stupid.  But part of me is going, “Another Holocaust Drama?”  Not that there are too many but they often tonally are the same and I feel like Jessica Chastain can make any role interesting at the same time I would like to see something that utilizes her better, I feel like all Holocaust stuff is the same sort of award baity stuff.  You could plug almost anyone in.  Then I realize this is beyond dumb because I know nothing about the movie.  Nothing.  I am an idiot.  I just need Jessica Chastain’s output to be superhuman I think.  She’s already in like 2 movies every year but I think I am going to need 20-30 a year to really scratch that itch.  Some might say I am being unreasonable but I have already kind of forgotten what I said because I am really tired.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

I was too old for Power Rangers when it broke and my exposure to it basically stemmed from having younger relatives who watched it.  So I saw it on but didn’t really pay much attention other than as a young teenager I thought the Pink Ranger was kind of hot.  I was just too old and didn’t really know much about it besides the fact that I had seen other Japanese stuff that was similar when I was younger.  I know basically nothing about Becky G because I am too old and basically just recognize the name because I spend my life on the internet and get things through osmosis.  It’s like, oh yeah, that’s a name I have seen.  So bad news, if you were coming here hoping for an insightful examination of the Power Rangers or Becky G’s music or anything else you’re going to be disappointed.  In fairness, you would have been disappointed coming here looking for that even if I knew what I was talking about.  I basically just talk out my ass here and if you have found anything I say particularly noteworthy it’s because I post every day and it’s a whole monkeys and typewriters situation.  All I know is this, I saw pictures of the red carpet at the premier for the movie and said, “Wow, that girl is beautiful and has great hair”. I looked around some and she often has great hair and is always beautiful. That’s about it.  She’s here today cause she had a pretty yellow gown and she looked pretty and because today I want to fuck Becky G.

Here is Anne Hathaway because she is in April’s Elle and since I saw pictures from it I have been waiting for them to come out in high quality.  They did.  Hooray.  She looks beautiful because she is beautiful but also they did a good job of just clean photos that were simple and show what… I am not sure the word for it, the essence of her beauty?  Simple, clean, elegant.  Just a porcelain goddess really.  I dunno, I am trying to bullshit and it’s not working.  She looked great so she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Here is the beautiful and talented Kristen Bell cause she was at a screening of CHIPs.  Or CHiPs.  I can’t remember.  Look, it was a show that was immensely popular when I was a small child and at like 3 years old my friends and I used to watch it in syndication in the afternoons at our babysitter’s house because it was guys wearing sunglasses riding motorcycles so we assumed it was super cool.  I haven’t seen it since and I have my doubts about how it’s aged.  So what about making bad 80’s melodramas into comedies now?  I guess it could be good?  I have no idea, it seems like such a strange tactic to remake something with no real fanbase or love.  I guess it’s easier thank thinking of a cool new acronym.  Anyway, there were surprisingly a number of people I almost posted today but Kristen Bell won out because I love Kristen Bell, a well documented fact that will no doubt lead to a swift restraining order against me one day.  Today I want to fuck Kirsten Bell.

Hayley Atwell is getting posted cause she showed up somewhere.  It’s basically that simple.  I adore her as does pretty much anyone who has taken the time to get acquainted with her work.  She is just so stupid charming.  It’s ridiculous. So she was at the Three Empire Awards last night and being not in England I have no clue what these are other than the fact that there have been other awards in the past that are the <something> Empire Awards.  So I don’t know if Three is a sponsor of if this is a whole other set of Empire awards or what.  Either way, it seems anachronistic, you guys lost the Empire.  Everyone knows it.  But I’ll let it pass this time since it got us Hayley Atwell in a lovely black dress.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Candice Swanepoel has started doing her first modeling gig post birth of her child and it’s pretty exciting to see her get back to work.  The first previews have come out and she looks good because of course she does, that’s her thing.  I mean, if I was into that.  I am indifferent.  Obviously it’s well documented she’s always trying to seduce me so the work is good for her.  To take her mind off of things.  Sorry, I am tired, I am only half assing my delusions today.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Charli XCX was at some sort of thing last night, fashion oriented for Max Mara but I have no more details than that.  The important thing is she just looked great.  A very simple, traditional green dress but I thought it was fantastic on her.  And you may not have figured this out but I actually don’t need much to end up posting her here.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Charli XCX.