Jessica Chastain almost showed up like 3 times this week and each time someone else got posted, which is a pretty clear sign that I have made a mistake because she is fantastic.  She really was one of two or three people each day I was going to post and for some reason didn’t.  Well, she’s here now because she is doing all of this press for the Zookeeper’s Wife and I have mixed feelings about a movie I have not seen at all yet.  This is mainly because I am dead tired and the older I get the more this impacts me and I guess I am a crank.  I usually don’t judge movies I haven’t seen because that seems fucking stupid.  But part of me is going, “Another Holocaust Drama?”  Not that there are too many but they often tonally are the same and I feel like Jessica Chastain can make any role interesting at the same time I would like to see something that utilizes her better, I feel like all Holocaust stuff is the same sort of award baity stuff.  You could plug almost anyone in.  Then I realize this is beyond dumb because I know nothing about the movie.  Nothing.  I am an idiot.  I just need Jessica Chastain’s output to be superhuman I think.  She’s already in like 2 movies every year but I think I am going to need 20-30 a year to really scratch that itch.  Some might say I am being unreasonable but I have already kind of forgotten what I said because I am really tired.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

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