Jessica Chastain almost showed up like 3 times this week and each time someone else got posted, which is a pretty clear sign that I have made a mistake because she is fantastic. She really was one of two or three people each day I was going to post and for some reason didn’t. Well, she’s here now because she is doing all of this press for the Zookeeper’s Wife and I have mixed feelings about a movie I have not seen at all yet. This is mainly because I am dead tired and the older I get the more this impacts me and I guess I am a crank. I usually don’t judge movies I haven’t seen because that seems fucking stupid. But part of me is going, “Another Holocaust Drama?” Not that there are too many but they often tonally are the same and I feel like Jessica Chastain can make any role interesting at the same time I would like to see something that utilizes her better, I feel like all Holocaust stuff is the same sort of award baity stuff. You could plug almost anyone in. Then I realize this is beyond dumb because I know nothing about the movie. Nothing. I am an idiot. I just need Jessica Chastain’s output to be superhuman I think. She’s already in like 2 movies every year but I think I am going to need 20-30 a year to really scratch that itch. Some might say I am being unreasonable but I have already kind of forgotten what I said because I am really tired. Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.
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