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So Mosh is still one of my most posted people here and that is because I adore Mosh.  I haven’t posted her in a long time though and it’s kind of a symptom of her career.  Good for her, bad for me.  She seems to have grown into this space where she is modeling for people and their clothing lines like Dita Von Teese and so on, so it’s apparently good enough that she needs to or has less time to spend online on social media.  It has been years since she has been on Tumblr or Deviant art, I have heard her site hasn’t been updated in years and even her instagram which is active is sparse.  So she’s working a lot but apparently is not at the level of fame where I can count on the internet to aggregate photos of her for me.  Not like mainstream models who have countless fans saving pictures and sharing them.  So you know, she doesn’t show up much because as badly as I want there to be new pictures of Mosh there aren’t really.  Even her tag is mostly dead and once upon a time it used to always have that little 10+ next to her name when I logged in.  It’s sad for me. Mostly.  But this weekend she posted some stuff on Instagram about some new stuff for Dottie’s Delights and I have spent more time than I care to admit getting pictures from said stuff.  And mixing in some old stuff because Mosh is just beautiful.  So, so beautiful.  I love looking at her, I love her style.  I just love everything about her and it turns out I really needed more Mosh in my life.  So here she is, as beautiful as ever because today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

So years ago, when my dear friend and renown Brazilian Lady Killer @lunoboom was trying to sell me on Barbara Palvin, she described her real magic as being that she could look ridiculously sexy and completely innocent and neither seemed foreign at all to her.  As a matter of fact I just looked it up because I quoted her in the first post I ever made about Barbara, she said “I think Barbara is beyond gorgeous, what intrigues me the most is how she can be angelic, sweet & cute but then she can also turn into this sexy, hot little devil”.  Which is pretty accurate.  And I was thinking about that and about my friend the other day when Barbara was at the launch of her new bra?  Or a bra designed for her?  Whatever it was, she was wearing a shirt that was undone to her bully button, which makes sense, she was showing off the bra, but the entire time was able to look either smolderingly sexy or completely innocent like having her shirt wide open was not only normal but sweet and it never even occurred to her someone might be looking in a less than pure way.  It’s kind of impressive.  Her face is so expressive and does such a good job of conveying personality that I get why so many people were so taken with her once upon a time and kept asking why I had never posted her so I had to seek out a friend to explain the appeal.  I do get the appeal now.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

So Emily DiDonato is doing Christmas stuff for Yamamay and I fully approve on account of liking Emily DiDonato and really liking Christmas Lingerie.  That second one I don’t know why, I just always have.  I don’t have some heartwarming story about childhood.  Or even some really scary creepy story about childhood, which is what I imagine it would actually be if I could trace a love of Christmas lingerie to be 5 years old.  No, I just like it.  I love Christmas.  I really don’t know past that.  Anyway, she looked great because she always does so today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

Hope everyone is doing well post Turkey hangover and stuff.  I was not expecting much in the way of celebrity stuff for today but luckily England exists and they did stuff yesterday because they aren’t thankful for anything.  Anyway, this lead to Holly Willoughby in a shiny dress and I don’t need much else.  I am a simple person with simple needs.  Just a couple of turkey sandwiches and some British women in shiny clothing to make me happy.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Happy Thanksgiving guys, I hope you survive the experience.  I know family gatherings and for some reason particularly Thanksgiving can be a stressful time for a lot of people.  It can be hard to sit through your Uncle explaining why he supports neo-Nazis but isn’t a racist, he just wants a change.  Or some guilt trip involving a combination of your hair, the disappointment that is your life, or some other person decision that someone has decided is an attack on them.  I get it.  When someone is deciding to do what they can to diminish you through passive aggressive advice or using rhetorical questions to point out why you and yours are the worst generation, don’t engage.  Use headphones.  Not earbuds but headphones.  Earbuds are too easy for assholes to ignore, the only real purpose they serve is as a test for who is a big enough dick that he thinks what he has to say to you is more important than your clear wish to not be talking to people right now and let’s be honest, you don’t really need a test for that, that sort of person practically announces it.  But headphones, headphones you can just point to them and shake your head.  You can’t hear, sorry, and you’re in a big hurry.  Once you point to them just do a kick-flip and skate away or complete a rim rattling slam dunk and walk off, never looking back (note, these only work if you are skateboarding or playing basketball at the time.  if not think of your own thing.  Whatever you do don’t grab your crotch and shout suck it, this is still your family after all, if you wanted a fight you wouldn’t need headphones).  So my suggestion is when it gets to be too much don’t crack, just grab your headphones and go for a walk.  Chances are no one will even notice you’re gone unless they are looking for an audience for whatever drama they are creating (this might be my family specific, I have no idea).  My point is get out and listen to some music, music is a universal salve, it makes every situation better.  Maybe start thinking about what to listen to now though, random can be dangerous.  Anyway, all of this is why Angel Olsen is here because I think she has my favorite album of the year and there is a good chance she will be making a headphone appearance for me.  Either way I am thankful for her album and her songwriting.  And I am thankful for you guys. Well most of you.  Not you Joey.  You know what you did (I don’t know, I just chose a name at random but I kind of like the idea of making some random person paranoid) and you will get yours.  Today I want to fuck Angel Olsen.

Jenna Coleman pictures popped up and I basically thought the same thing I always do with her which was, “Wow, she sure is pretty”.  I think this on account of Jenna Coleman being quite pretty.  She just has one of those faces that that always seems to be my reaction.  I am also pretty sure that’s always basically what I post so why don’t I just cut it short.  She is so pretty and I like looking at her face so today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

A couple of new shoots of Chloe Moretz have her here.  Every time I see her or post her I end up kinda wishing she was in better movies because she was so good in so many things when she was younger and I feel like she’s wasted in garbage.  But then I find myself trying to think of particularly good movies with good roles for teenage girls and I realize I can’t really.  Like… maybe every 4 or 5 years?  I hear the edge of 17 is good, so like… that’s a good role.  And uh… what was the last one?  So maybe it’s not that I wish she would choose better movies but I wish they’d make better movies.  Like in general better movies would be good, meatier roles would be good.  Anyway, she is here because she is really pretty and I do like her as an actress, I just want someone to make a better movie.  Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

The AMAs were last night and I had a friend immediately predicting that I would post someone from them which, yeah, of course, that’s usually how this works.  I am not sure I can declare a winner though because so far it was largely disappointing but also I feel like there must be more pictures out there.  I know people where there and no pictures yet.  So… I dunno, people are sleeping on them I guess.  Anyway, at this point Bella Thorne stood out and it’s sort of an example of just how damn pretty she is.  Cause I didn’t hate her outfit but it also didn’t thrill me.  Yet at the same time in so many of the pictures of her I was like, “Fuck, she’s so good looking”.  Because yeah, Bella Thorne is crazy pretty.  Ridiculously so.  Which is why she is here, even if black leather bikini tops aren’t really my thing today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

Sometimes I hear things from people about what posts were popular and I should post that person more or like do I ever not post someone because they didn’t get a lot of notes.  No.  I am not a person in general who tends to react to the approval or disapproval of others because I am confident I am right and you are wrong.  Now, I know that sounds arrogant.  And you know, full disclosure I am so, so arrogant.  But in this case it’s just true.  The blog is called who I want to fuck today.  It doesn’t matter at all who you think I should post because you’re fucking wrong if you don’t agree with me.  Cause it’s about my libido.  So Ellie Rowsell only got a few notes last time (and let’s be honest, it’s @wildflagsure’s fault for not reblogging.  I assume because she’s straight now and is willing to let me have dibs on Ellie [side side note, her radio show is today at noon Eastern and if you like Ellie you’ll love this radio show.  Find it here]) but I don’t care.  Cause here are some cold hard facts for you.  She is magnificent.  She is beautiful and talented and plays guitar, the sexiest instrument.  Way sexier than an oboe.  Musicians are fucking hot, guys.  Now, I know that sounds like an opinion but you know, you’ve already embarrassed yourself so much by being wrong already, do you really want to correct me? Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

Here is Gigi Hadid, who I have thought about posting a lot since the last time I posted her, whenever that was.  Like, i don’t specifically remember, I just remember there were a lot of times I almost posted Gigi Hadid (like when she 100% stole my look recently.  Well… my hypothetical look, the way I have always said I would dress if i could find that coat.  My point is, as always, everyone wants to be like me.  I’m a trend setter.) Anyway, something always comes up and maybe part is fear of the wrath of @thunderstormofoblivion who feels this sort of possessiveness over Gigi.  Either way, I am no fool so I don’t purposefully try to cross people, especially ones I am 100% certain would fight dirty.  Anyway, I am taking the risk today because Gigi has done two photoshoots in the past week that I just thought were stunning.  So I can’t deny here anymore.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.