Katy Perry was at the premier of Office Christmas Party and she looked amazing. It’s the black gown with the polka dot hose and… it was perfect. I think it looks great. It honestly isn’t hard to get me to think Katy Perry looks great, she just has to show up but what she wore was so perfectly for me I knew when I saw it that I was posting her today. Because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
Jennifer Lawrence continues to just look fantastic at all the Passengers press stuff so I am going to post her again. She just looks lovely. I am not sure what it is but she looks better than she has in a while. Not that she looked bad or anything prior, it just really stands out. All of it. Her hair, what she’s wearing, her face. Everything is just so on point. I am now realizing I have heard nothing about the movie. Fingers crossed it’s good. It has an interesting concept. I mean… if the same person who wrote it picking her outfits then it is great but that seems like a really unlikely scenario. I don’t have like proof or anything but I am going to imagine Screenwriter/Stylist is a not a professional combination that sits on too many business cards. I could be wrong, I mean, the guy who produced Wild Wild West was Barbara Streisand’s hair dresser originally. So… who knows. It’s a town where dreams are made. And terrible movies. I hope it’s better than Wild Wild West. Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.
The Fashion Awards in London happened and that’s good for me cause I like fashion and… well, not all things British but most things British. I mean, King George can kiss my ass, but otherwise I am generally a fan. Anyway, Pixie Lott was there and she looked like a princess. In a good way. I mean, she was wearing a tiara, so that probably helped but you know, in general she just has a magical princess vibe about her sometimes. Probably because she’s just really pretty. I think so at least. You can disagree but then I’ll probably lump you in with King George and guys, for real, he has the whitest songs in Hamilton. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.
So there was a charity thing last night and I am posting Ariel Winter cause, you know, basically boobs. I just felt I should be honest. That’s what it really boiled down to. I mean, I think he hair looks great too, when her hair looks good it is really nice. But you know, it’s not why she’s here. I hate to diminish someone in that way but at that same time boobs. So, y’know… today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.
This is Samantha Jones, who the Internet tells me was a Top Canadian Model in the 1960’s. I don’t know if that means she was Canadian and a Top Model or just at the top of Canadian Modeling, which is not an industry I imagine being over saturated in the 1960’s. But what do I know, it could all be bullshit. There aren’t that many pictures of her out there and almost all of them revolve around her appearance in the movie Wait Until Dark, which is how I found out about her. What I am saying is there is very little to confirm or deny anything about her except she was in that movie, so she could be the Viceroy of Quebec for all I know, there is nothing out there. Though there is a picture of her from Vogue, so she was at least a model. Someone else can do the research to find out what she was the top of. Anyway, she had just a bit part really but I saw her and thought, “Wow, that woman is beautiful”. So I looked her up, thus my expansive knowledge about her that includes her first name, last name, country of origin, and the whole modeling thing. The movie was pretty ok but not quite what I was hoping for. Today I want to fuck Samantha Jones.
So I was watching this weeks Modern Family cause… I was. It happens. Yo, it’s cold outside! You leave your apartment! Anyway, I was watching and Sofia Vergara just looked fantastic all episode. I mean, she generally looks very good but she just looked especially good. I don’t know why, I can’t point to a thing, she was just having a good week. Which made me think about the fact that I don’t ever post her often enough because I never think of it. Cause I only half watch Modern Family when I put it on and usually that’s before bed and the next day completely out of my brain. Anyway, she is gorgeous and so today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.
So Jennifer Lawrence has been doing the slew of international premiers that go along with a big movie release for Passengers and I have thought she has looked fantastic at all of them. I feel like maybe the gauzy blue skirt with little bees on it might not be everyone’s cup of tea but I liked it. I like the sweater. But I feel the white coat and skirt and the black and red dress? Unassailable. How could you not love them (that isn’t really an invitation to tell me why you don’t love them. I promise you I don’t care). Anyway, she looked great and so today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.
I feel like it’s kind of expected that post Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show I will post someone having to do with it and while I do enjoy subverting expectations I am also predictable. Though someone who didn’t walk almost made it, given how good she looked there. Anyway, here is Gigi Hadid cause the world loves Gigi Hadid. Except of course for the small portion who hate her. Which is usually wrapped up in the idea that the world is going to hell and reality TV is the cause or they are a fan of another model and see life as a zero sum game. I can kind of understand both impulses but also think both are wrong. The world has been going to hell since before I was born and will continue to plunge towards the fiery depths of hell long after I die. As long as people get older and that fills them with jealousy towards the the boundless opportunity that exists for the young, we’ll get to hear about that. I also get the impulse to tear down something to build up what you like because it’s easier than creating. But it’s a little silly. If Gigi were actually bad at modeling I think people would have more of a leg to stand on. But I won’t get into all of that. She’s pretty. The show hasn’t wowed me with what I have seen so far but I am as constant as the Northern Star so I had to post someone from it, so here are pics of her at this one and past ones. Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.
So Katy Perry was at the Snowflake Ball last night. I think. Maybe it’s a Gala? I know it’s a UNICEF thing. It’s not important. I thought she looked nice and honestly I don’t get to post Katy Perry very often anymore because… she doesn’t show up at stuff. Like there is no other explanation, she is just at fewer events and doing fewer photoshoots and I am a slave to the moment. If this blog has taught me anything it’s that I am attracted to whomever our corporate overloads tell me to be attracted to right now. But I am still very attracted to Katy Perry, I just think of it less often. But here she is because she’s hot. Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
Krysten Ritter was at the Gotham Independent Film Awards and so that is all the excuse I need to post her. I liked her best of what I have seen, though Zoey Deutch also looked nice. Anyway, I have almost nothing to say except Krysten Ritter is a treasure as far as I am concerned. Yay Krysten Ritter. Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.
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