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So I run hot and cold on Jessica Nigri, mainly cause she’s not really my “type” in general.  But on the internet, at least in the circles I frequent, it would be impossible to escape her and she has been doing a bunch of Christmas stuff.  I am a fan of a dedication to Christmas and some of it I thought has looked really good.  The white hair is a good look.  I am a fan of it for her.  Anyway, I know Christmas isn’t for everyone.  I get it.  If people weren’t wrong how would we be able to judge what’s right?  We need people like that.  Anyway, Christmas is really the reason she’s here because I have quite liked some of the Christmas looks I have been seeing (and good lord there are a lot, I went look and just wow.  Dedication to Christmas, I can appreciate that).  Today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

I saw Rogue One last night and it was an interesting movie.  I enjoyed it but at the same time didn’t love it.  And I can’t point to a flaw so much as it just never really rose above what it was.  But I did like it.  But you know what I really like? Daisy Ridley.  Among the things in Rogue One that didn’t really help it out was that the characters were by necessity thinly sketched and it reminded me how much I like the new characters in Force Awakens.  I am sure someone will comment that Rey is a Mary Sue but those people don’t know what a Mary Sue is, because it didn’t feel like self insertion from JJ Abrams to me, and also are sexists.  I’ll just come out and say that because no one had issue with Luke blowing up the Death Star without a targeting computer.  Space Wizardry is only bullshit when it’s a girl I guess.  Anyway, I will probably have to make a decision tonight to reward the original trilogy and then Force Awakens over this coming week or cram in the Christmas movies I really want to see. Or do both and just never leave my house.  All viable, socially healthy options.  Anyway, Daisy Ridley is wonderful and we’re lucky yo have her, even if you don’t realize it.  It’s the season to remind you there was another guy once some people were too cool to like and all he wanted to do was bring us all peace and joy.  This cool brother’s name was Chris Kringle and all he wanted was for children to feel joy but Burgermeister Meisterburger was basically a giant dick with daddy issues so he outlawed toys.  Long story short, he’s dead and Chris Kringle was granted the mantel of immorality.  SO you can be a cranky old Burgermeister Meisterburger but you’ll end up dead and no one will give a fuck and they won’t even recognize your name.  But ol’ Chris Kringle?  Well he became Santa Claus and everyone knows his name.  Which side of history do you want to be on?  Think about it.  Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

This is an anticipation post.  I have not seen Rogue One yet.  I am going tonight.  I am crossing my fingers that it is fantastic.  I am hoping so.  I do so love my Star Wars.  I have been singing the theme song all morning.  Either way, seems like a big year for Felicity Jones who has gone from “who?” to being in two major movies this year.  I wish her well.  I knew she would be making appearances here the first time I saw a Rogue One trailer because she is remarkably beautiful with piercing eyes.  There is a real chance I’ll be in trouble if I like her character.  Anyway here are mostly recent red carpet shots of her where she never looks entirely comfortable to me.  Which makes sense but I hadn’t thought about it.  That must be skill, standing in front of all those people at premieres and act natural.  I took drama as my art elective and was obsessed with seeming casual so used to lean on everything with it turns out is a terrible acting choice and really I didn’t look that casual when my hand missed the desk and I fell flat on my face.  Or maybe I looked too casual.  Anyway, my point is acting naturally is about the hardest thing to do, so it is interesting that on the screen and in photoshoots she looks like an angel, on the red carpet she doesn’t look entirely comfortable in her own skin.  I don’t have a larger point to this, though I guess I will be interested to see how that changes as she gets used to fame.  Anyway, Star Wars, guys!  Felicity Jones and her gorgeous eyes!  Yay!  Today I want to fuck Felicity Jones.

If you are tired of me posting Jennifer Lawrence so often the good news is there can’t be much more in the way of press and premiers for this movie.  I mean, it feels like this shit has been going on a month.  Though… wait, does that mean it comes out tomorrow?  Is a move set in space going to go up against Star Wars?  Oooo… that seems… poorly planned.  Yikes, that’s kind of awkward.  You can see it but I am tugging on an imaginary tie to loosen my collar right now.  Well, I wish the movie luck, I am sure it is after a different audience but I would have planned things differently.  And clearly I am the person who knows best because I am a pervert with a blog.  They don’t just give those everyone, you have to be functionally literate and have access to the internet.  So… I’m kind of a big deal.  Anyway, there was yet another Passengers premier yesterday and I thought Jennifer Lawrence continues to look good.  Her dress was a little strange but pretty.  It looked a little like a wedding dress.  (Boy, good thing @little–mouth is never around anymore, Jennifer Lawrence and weddings are her favorite things. She’d get no work done today).  Well, I hope the movie does well.  I have a ticket to a movie tomorrow but it’s not Passengers.  Maybe I’ll go to two movies this weekend. Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

I got the new Sleigh Bells album and I am digging it.  It is interesting because it sounds just like Sleigh Bells but really nothing like their earlier albums.  I guess the bombast is easily identifiable and I am always grateful for some good noise pop that can get the blood flowing.  The reactions I have seen to it have been mixed but I think that’s a symptom of becoming a big deal once upon a time, it means we don’t always know how to deal with someone after that.  We get bored with the same, we get angry if you stray.  We aren’t sure what we want and that’s uncomfortable.  Also, you know, a number of us are probably unbearable hipsters who don’t want to really commit to an opinion until consensus has been reached.  I assume that isn’t actually most people.  Anyway, it made me think about Alexis Krauss and how she is pretty hot but I have never posted her.  Well, again, their biggest album was before I started this blog and I am a slave to trends.  But she is hot and pretty bad ass and so here she is because today I want to fuck Alexis Krauss.

So Emily Ratajkowski came up briefly yesterday in a conversation with a friend and then the discussion moved on but for some reason that popped into my head today and it turns out once Emily Ratajkowski is there she’s tough to dislodge.  So why fight it?  She’s somewhere on a boat right now.  Some pictures have surfaced.  They get a thumbs up from me.  That’s the long and short of it.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Sorry guys, the day got away from me, it was busy and now I have important plans to relax with a dear friend.  I had some one to post this morning but this morning is gone.  I am instead posting Bella Thorne cause the Critics Choice awards were last night and she looked good.  I quite liked her dress.  I am not sure how others will feel about it but I think well placed sheer fabric is always nice and I do like shine things.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

So Doutzen Kroes was on the Love Advent Calendar today and if you don’t know Love is a UK magazine that every year releases a video a day of some model dancing and half naked.  Because Christmas.  That’s what Christmas is about.  It is generally a thing I am aware of and I will watch one or two but it isn’t really my thing to be honest.  But it is popular and I know why.  And I am also always surprised when someone is unaware of it when I figure it is their bag (@she-goes-to-eleven didn’t and she’s not only super gay but super gay for models, so.. major oversight).  Anyway, I might not be into that completely but I am into Doutzen Kroes and Christmas.  Currently my dear friend @wildflagsure is doing her radio show (which you can listen to here, you have an hour left) but is refusing to play Christmas songs because she is a Grinch.  I guess Santa didn’t get her the spanakopita she asked for last year.  i am not worried, as a student of history I am sure at some point her heart will swell to three times it’s size.  I am sure plenty of people have issues with Christmas and that’s fine. You’re wrong and whatever reason you’re about to form in your head is bullshit, worse it’s likely bullshit someone else put there. Just so you know.  Christmas is great and is as great as you want to make it.  If you had some bad experience, and you know, I get it, families can really, really suck, that isn’t Christmas’ fault.  More importantly you are letting whatever asshole did this continue to ruin a magical time of year.  Make Christmas yours and make it about whatever you want.  If you want it to be about half naked models knock yourself out.  If you want it to be about cookies… well, I am with you.  We should be friends.  My point is Christmas is great and as great as you are willing to make it.  I personally love buying gifts for people. It’s great to spend a bunch of time thinking about what someone you care about might really like.  Anyway, all of this goes back to Doutzen Kroes who looks great in Christmas lingerie, which is kind of a thing for me.  I must have mentioned that before because I ran out of ideas on this blog about 4 years ago and am just repeating myself, so I am sure it came up in one of the 4 previous Christmases I covered. She is hot though and Christmas is great. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.  

I always feel kinda boring when I post the same person this many times in a short space so… I guess sorry for more Jennifer Lawrence?  Except I can’t help it that she has looks just so amazingly good in all the press for Passengers.  It just feels like every day there is more of her looking fantastic.  I am a fan of almost everything she wore and besides that she has looked beautiful.  That’s it really.  It’s really cold outside, my brain is only kinda working.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Here is Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski because it’s my blog and I can do whatever I want.  I was originally going to post Kate Upton because she looked great at this Christmas Dance Party last night (forgive me for forgetting the hosts name. I don’t remember and this blog is very anti research).  So I thought I’d post her but I couldn’t find picture of just her, mainly just pics of her and Emily Ratajkowski.  And then I was like, well, she looks pretty great, too.  Maybe I should post her.  But then that didn’t feel right, leaving Kate out.  I wanted to post her.  But you know… I didn’t want anyone to lose in this scenario.  I know a lot of people hate the everyone gets a trophy thing but at the same time I am soft hearted and I get the urge.  I get that you don’t want to disappoint anyone. So I couldn’t choose.  I could do that to either girl.  So I decided I want both. For their sake.  Because I’m such a good person.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski and Kate Upton.