So Doutzen Kroes was on the Love Advent Calendar today and if you don’t know Love is a UK magazine that every year releases a video a day of some model dancing and half naked.  Because Christmas.  That’s what Christmas is about.  It is generally a thing I am aware of and I will watch one or two but it isn’t really my thing to be honest.  But it is popular and I know why.  And I am also always surprised when someone is unaware of it when I figure it is their bag (@she-goes-to-eleven didn’t and she’s not only super gay but super gay for models, so.. major oversight).  Anyway, I might not be into that completely but I am into Doutzen Kroes and Christmas.  Currently my dear friend @wildflagsure is doing her radio show (which you can listen to here, you have an hour left) but is refusing to play Christmas songs because she is a Grinch.  I guess Santa didn’t get her the spanakopita she asked for last year.  i am not worried, as a student of history I am sure at some point her heart will swell to three times it’s size.  I am sure plenty of people have issues with Christmas and that’s fine. You’re wrong and whatever reason you’re about to form in your head is bullshit, worse it’s likely bullshit someone else put there. Just so you know.  Christmas is great and is as great as you want to make it.  If you had some bad experience, and you know, I get it, families can really, really suck, that isn’t Christmas’ fault.  More importantly you are letting whatever asshole did this continue to ruin a magical time of year.  Make Christmas yours and make it about whatever you want.  If you want it to be about half naked models knock yourself out.  If you want it to be about cookies… well, I am with you.  We should be friends.  My point is Christmas is great and as great as you are willing to make it.  I personally love buying gifts for people. It’s great to spend a bunch of time thinking about what someone you care about might really like.  Anyway, all of this goes back to Doutzen Kroes who looks great in Christmas lingerie, which is kind of a thing for me.  I must have mentioned that before because I ran out of ideas on this blog about 4 years ago and am just repeating myself, so I am sure it came up in one of the 4 previous Christmases I covered. She is hot though and Christmas is great. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.