Tag: Doutzen Kroes

Here is Doutzen Kroes because she is pretty and that’s about it. I have a running joke with a friend about how old she is that stems from the internet being a cesspool. And the sort of people who track models intently seem to be the worst. It’s disappointing but it’s almost like a team sport for them and a lot of people just don’t know how to support their favorite anything without tearing down anything else. It’s a miserable way to live your life and makes someone miserable to be around. The “knock” against Doutzen by these types is how old she is getting (mixed with having kids has ruined her body. They also love to attack any model who dares to have children). It’s laughably stupid because almost all of these pictures are from this year. I guess to someone they are picture of an old woman with a ruined body but to paraphrase my grandfather who is an actual old man, “those people are exceptionally stupid so people learn to stop paying attention to them”. Which is the best way to look at it. Ignore the idiots, engaging just gives validity to their stupidity. But also… are they blind? I don’t want to be ablist and attack blind people who can’t see these pictures. Though I am wondering why they would say such negative things then. Anyway, I think Doutzen Kroes is beautiful. There, I took a radical stand. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Doutzen Kroes was at the Cannes’ premier of Solo, which is… well, neither here nor there but she was wearing a suit and that’s often a good look for her. So I am posting her. She is beautiful which helps. Like, Models looking good in clothing is actually their job so it’s never surprising when I see a model in some clothing and go, “Hey, she looks pretty good there”. Though now it makes me feel a little sad for models. Does that mean they are always working? I mean, sure they have to get naked and stuff but a lot of them have done at least a little nude modeling. Wow, the secret curse of being a model, they are always on the clock. It feels there is a new version of Pagliacci just waiting to be told. Anyway, Doutzen looked fantastic and I am sure she would have even if it wasn’t her job. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

So on top of everything that is going on, New York Fashion Week has started so that will be a whole thing to compete with my Olympics obsession. Doutzen Kroes has shown up at a bunch of things and all over New York and thus far I think she has looked great. So I am posting her. I always feel like models have a really unfair advantage at events. They don’t show up as often but their entire job is to look good in clothing and make the clothing look good, so… you know, that tends to happen. She has looked good. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Doutzen Kroes was at an even for Piaget in… Switzerland I think? I don’t know, somewhere in Europe that started with an S. I am mostly sure of that. Whatever, that’s not important what is important is the she wore two different things at said event and I liked both. And honestly it always feels like a lucky day when I get to see a model I like wearing something other than her underwear. And I know that makes me strange but like… too much of anything is too much. Sure when I was a kid I thought only eating ice cream for the rest of my life would be great and I was right in that case because I was a very bright child but I am sure there are examples of too much of a good thing you can come up with on your own. My point is that it’s nice to get some variety and on top of that these are women so beautiful someone gave them a job being beautiful, so it’s nice to see them on them in a variety of things cause it always looks good. She looked good. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Finally Doutzen Kroes shows up.  I feel like I have almost posted her a dozen times since Milan Fashion Week.  Almost because there have been a slew of people and while she is beautiful she has shown up less than some others and quantity over quality I always say!  There has just been intense competition but then she showed up at a thing I am now forgetting the name of because it was in honor of a model with a complicated name and I don’t know her that well and sorry.  The point is Doutzen showed up in a suit and just looked amazing.  So good I can’t imagine anyone topping that.  So she wins because she looked the best yesterday.  Of I guess everyone on the planet?  Seems like a big claim but I’ll make it.  None of you cowards have the balls to send me nasty comments not on anon anyway.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

New York Fashion Week continues and basically by law I have to put Doutzen Kroes here today because in the past two days she has had two killer outfits, which just demands attention. And a third one in there that was pretty good but that red gown with the see through panel down the side and that leather jacket?  Those are killer looks.  (Oh Hey, while I am at it my old buddy @pigeonfoo has a birthday today and that’s worth mentioning.  I mean she and Doutzen are both models so it’s almost like they’re the same person and you guys should check out her blog and wish her happy birthday.  I think it’s traditional to just send her a check or something in her culture so do that, don’t be rude).  Anyway, I love Doutzen’s looks there and when I saw one after another pop up last night I was pretty sure I would post her today.  I was right.  I’m some sort of genius I guess with my own self fulfilled predictions always coming true.  I could even guess how I’ll end this post if I really wanted to. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Here is some Doutzen Kroes to spread some Holiday cheer for all of you. Given my Holiday has started I am busy as some sort of busy thing.  So I will just leave this here and say I hope you guys have a very Merry Christmas and today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

So Doutzen Kroes was on the Love Advent Calendar today and if you don’t know Love is a UK magazine that every year releases a video a day of some model dancing and half naked.  Because Christmas.  That’s what Christmas is about.  It is generally a thing I am aware of and I will watch one or two but it isn’t really my thing to be honest.  But it is popular and I know why.  And I am also always surprised when someone is unaware of it when I figure it is their bag (@she-goes-to-eleven didn’t and she’s not only super gay but super gay for models, so.. major oversight).  Anyway, I might not be into that completely but I am into Doutzen Kroes and Christmas.  Currently my dear friend @wildflagsure is doing her radio show (which you can listen to here, you have an hour left) but is refusing to play Christmas songs because she is a Grinch.  I guess Santa didn’t get her the spanakopita she asked for last year.  i am not worried, as a student of history I am sure at some point her heart will swell to three times it’s size.  I am sure plenty of people have issues with Christmas and that’s fine. You’re wrong and whatever reason you’re about to form in your head is bullshit, worse it’s likely bullshit someone else put there. Just so you know.  Christmas is great and is as great as you want to make it.  If you had some bad experience, and you know, I get it, families can really, really suck, that isn’t Christmas’ fault.  More importantly you are letting whatever asshole did this continue to ruin a magical time of year.  Make Christmas yours and make it about whatever you want.  If you want it to be about half naked models knock yourself out.  If you want it to be about cookies… well, I am with you.  We should be friends.  My point is Christmas is great and as great as you are willing to make it.  I personally love buying gifts for people. It’s great to spend a bunch of time thinking about what someone you care about might really like.  Anyway, all of this goes back to Doutzen Kroes who looks great in Christmas lingerie, which is kind of a thing for me.  I must have mentioned that before because I ran out of ideas on this blog about 4 years ago and am just repeating myself, so I am sure it came up in one of the 4 previous Christmases I covered. She is hot though and Christmas is great. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.  

There were lots of people to post today.  I went back and forth and there are like 5 people who I kind of wish I could post but Doutzen Kroes is here.  I read an interview about her attempts to save the Elephants which is awesome but if I am going to be honest it’s here stuff with Hunkemöller that sold me.  If you are curious about stuff I care about most people don’t, I am glad she is working whit them cause the H&M stuff just wasn’t cutting it.  It was boring.  Hunkemöller though… they have really put together some great stuff.  Both clothing wise and shoots wise.  So largely Doutzen Kroes is here because her stomach is nuts.  Just nuts.  And like, of course it is, she’s a highly paid model but I do want to point out, as always, she is the mother of two and has been called “over the hill” by dicks online.  Those people are wrong, she is amazing and today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

I was going to post someone else then I saw a bunch of new Doutzen Kroes stuff and I guess now I am posting Doutzen Kroes.  Because I guess she’s that pretty.  Yes, I am going to go ahead and declare the famous and successful model to be pretty.  I figured it out.  Go me.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.