Here is Doutzen Kroes because she is pretty and that’s about it. I have a running joke with a friend about how old she is that stems from the internet being a cesspool. And the sort of people who track models intently seem to be the worst. It’s disappointing but it’s almost like a team sport for them and a lot of people just don’t know how to support their favorite anything without tearing down anything else. It’s a miserable way to live your life and makes someone miserable to be around. The “knock” against Doutzen by these types is how old she is getting (mixed with having kids has ruined her body. They also love to attack any model who dares to have children). It’s laughably stupid because almost all of these pictures are from this year. I guess to someone they are picture of an old woman with a ruined body but to paraphrase my grandfather who is an actual old man, “those people are exceptionally stupid so people learn to stop paying attention to them”. Which is the best way to look at it. Ignore the idiots, engaging just gives validity to their stupidity. But also… are they blind? I don’t want to be ablist and attack blind people who can’t see these pictures. Though I am wondering why they would say such negative things then. Anyway, I think Doutzen Kroes is beautiful. There, I took a radical stand. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.