Tag: Doutzen Kroes

So Doutzen Kroes is in Paris for Paris Fashion week and has been at a few things, walked for a thing and mostly I didn’t like the fashion of the stuff she was at.  Not really her fault.  I did however, like the way she looked just walking around Paris in this coat with shiny buttons but was told she was ugly and looked like a man.  Because she was wearing a pants suit.  So here are a bunch of pictures of Doutzen Kroes doing, what I can only describe as looking like a man.  This blog is about dudes now, here’s the first one cause today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Here’s Doutzen Kroes, who of all the people I have seen anonymous assholes online declare too old, is my favorite.  Yes, she is my favorite old woman. Which is me again harping that point but man, if you want to see women just savage other womens bodies, faces, and lif choices, go somewhere on the internet where they are discussing models.  It’s pretty disgusting the number of people who have one model they like and the only way they know how to show their appreciation is to say the meanest things possible about all other women on the planet.  Now, part of this is likely related to models and people whoa re obsessed with them, it’s very image conscious but I have come to realize it’s something deeper, it’s this flawed belief that life is a zero sum game.  You know people who think this way, who when something good happens to someone else they are just filled with unhappiness.  The idea of someone getting something they don’t have just throws them into a rage because they cannot comprehend a world where they aren’t just constantly clamoring for their own personal attention and gain and anything good that happens to someone else is a slight against them.  I mean, holy fuck am I glad no one told me I was special as a child because I never think that stuff is about me.  I never think anything is about me.  It seems like an unhappy way to live and it is depressing to see because the real truth is you can like one girl and like… that’s it.  It shouldn’t effect anything else you feel about any other girl.  There is no hidden competition.  There are no points and no prize at the end if you say the meanest thing about the girls you see as some sort of competition.  Also, for the record, Doutzen Kroes is stunningly beautiful.  That’s all.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Here is Doutzen Kroes because… I don’t know really.  She keeps popping into my head.  She has for a couple of days.  I can’t really point to a specific reason why though.  She just has.  I am not going to argue though, I happen to like her.  That’s really all there is to say about it.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Here is Doutzen Kroes because Doutzen Kroes is very pretty.  She really only did the one red carpet at Cannes this year and then a party but I thought she looked pretty good at both.  And well, other shots of her keep popping up, also looking good so I decided to post her today.  Because I think she looks lovely.  That’s it.  I am very clearly out of interesting things to say lately.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

So I am fully into Christmas mode now, the Turkey is all gone and I am ready for some Christmas spirit.  So it’s good timing that H&M has been doing a bunch of Christmas themed adverts and Doutzen Kroes’ showed up this weekend.  Which made me think I should get a bunch of Doutzen Kroes Christmas themed pictures for this post.  Thus turned out to be a really big ask.  Other models would have been easier.  So it’s like, winter themed.  Which just isn’t as good but it’s the best I could do.  Of the many odd things I like Christmas themed sexy outfits are one.  I don’t know why, there is no other time red velvet and fur trim do it for me.  I am sure it is some deep-seated childhood issue but I guess it’s deep enough I don’t know why.  Better not to go digging I suppose.  Anyway, here is Doutzen Kroes because she’s gorgeous and guys, it’s 25 days until Christmas! Christmas!  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Here is Doutzen Kroes who for a long time I would joke about her being my second favorite Victoria’s Secret model.  I mean, that wasn’t a joke, she was, I just kind of joked about how your second favorite Victoria’s Secret model was better than your favorite lots of things.  Like my favorite trip to the dentist is way, way below Doutzen Kroes.  None of that applies anymore though because she left Victoria’s Secret last year.  No, instead now to me she sadly represents how the internet is a cesspool of assholery.  Places on the internet where they regularly discuss models are maybe the most depressing place on Earth.  I don’t really discuss models there but I do have to visit such places now and then and it’s essentially gatherings of women tearing down other women to make the one model they like look better.  The big knock about Doutzen Kroes is that she looks “really old” and there are discussions about why she looks terrible and old.  Besides these being really stupid, it actually makes me angry.  Not just because Doutzen Kroes is outrageously beautiful or even just because I think if you have negative opinions about strangers you can keep them to yourself.  No, it depresses me because it falls into this terrible trap that youth is beauty and beauty is the only thing that we value.  And thus a woman cannot age gracefully, she is either beautiful or used up.  Plus I really like Doutzen Kroes and so I just feel a little defensive seeing nasty things said.  I don’t know, I don’t have a point I guess, I think Doutzen Kroes is gorgeous.  I think if you feel a need to sit on the internet and bash things and people others love you should probably spend that energy working on being a happier person.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

The past few days have seen some pretty phenomenal pictures of Doutzen Kroes surface.  Just recently an editorial for Vogue Netherlands hit that is her and her family and no surprise, the highly paid model’s children and husband are also remarkably photogenic.  Strange how that happens.  It is just a beautiful bit of photography (and fingers crossed there is no stupid controversy about the shot where she is breastfeeding her daughter.  We’re past that kind of thing right?  Where boobs are awesome except when we’re not sexualizing them? I hope so).  Anyway, there was those and then a Wall Street Journal shoot and both were almost completely in black and white and they were very striking so… I decided to grab some black and white pictures of her for today.  It serves her well, or maybe she serves black and white well, being as pretty as she is she can survive the high contrast and do it justice.  I don’t know, I am kind of rambling, my point is she is beautiful and so today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

I consider myself to be a rather clever person.  Using my innate cleverness I have determined with like 99% certainty that Doutzen Kroes is currently extremely pregnant.  Now, I’m no Batman but I think I could probably be like the world’s second greatest detective if I put a little effort in.  I have included photographic proof, so if you look really closely you might spot a picture where she looks kind of pregnant.  If you don’t see it don’t feel bad, I am an internet perv expert so I have a lot of experience at closely looking at pictures. Anyway, also using my detective skills I have come to the conclusion that Doutzen Kroes is strikingly beautiful. Again, look closely at the pictures and you’ll see I’m right.  You’re welcome for me helping you see the highly paid model in a whole new light.  As a favor to you, I won’t even require you to give me credit for this discovery.  When you’re in the bar later just casually drop it into conversation to wow your friends.  Just motion and be like, “Hey, you know that girl in her underwear in the Victoria’s Secret Catalog?  You probably never noticed but she is physically very attractive”.  Then you can just sit back and bask in the warm adoration and free drinks that come with true respect from your peers. Again, you’re welcome.  As for me, I am going to sit here and see if I can find anymore bigfoot like footage that will allow me to back up my Doutzen is pregnant theory.  Enjoy your day!  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

If you don’t know this, Doutzen Kroes is pregnant.  I am not even sure how pregnant but I’d say more than a month.  At least.  Anyway, in these pictures I have carefully slipped in one where she is not pregnant, as a game see if you can spot which one!  Anyway, I have discussed before my fondness for her and I have been enjoying pictures of her pregnancy as it has popped up, often because it leads to some adorableness like other models kissing her stomach or giving her big hugs or kissing her stomach.  Kissing her stomach seems to be popular.  Note, these are all highly paid fashion models, do not attempt to kiss her stomach if you see her somewhere, it won’t end well, I promise.  Anyway, I am a fan and was just thinking she looked lovely so today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.