Tag: Doutzen Kroes

So here is Doutzen Kroes because I am attracted to Doutzen Kroes.  Simple formula there, right?  Also, her name is really fun to say.  Sometimes when I post her I go into this thing about how she was once my favorite Victoria’s Secret Model but then got supplanted and honestly that’s a little unfair to her, because it isn’t like… like there is anything wrong with her.  She’s pretty crazy hot.  I mean, saying second favorite model for a company known for employing really hot women is like saying this is my second favorite million dollars.  It’s still fantastic and I still like it way more than like… grocery shopping.  And I have nothing against grocery shopping, it can even be fun but sometimes I just groan because I don’t actually want to go all the way there when I am out of just a couple of things.  I never groan because I see Doutzen Kroes.  I mean.. that could turn into a dirty joke really easily, I never groan in disappointment.  I could dig myself a hole here, what I am saying is that today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

It feels like it’s been a long time since Doutzen Kroes showed up.  I mean, it isn’t stunning, we already had the model talk once this week.  She is very pretty though and pleasant to look at.  I just don’t think of her very often on account of the model thing.  But… today she was my wall paper when I woke up so… um, she’s here?  What can I say, I am easily influenced.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

So here is Doutzen Kroes.  She is here because she’s pretty.  It’s probably pretty lucky she’s pretty because it is an important part of being a model.  There is other stuff but it seems to be a core part of the skill set.  I wish I had more to say, I should, she seems cool, she likes soccer, um… I like her accent?  Look, I don’t have much today, she’s just a gorgeous women and sometimes that is enough.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Last time I posted Doutzen Kroes I commented on how she used to be my favorite VS model but has been supplanted.  As such, she just doesn’t show up a lot.  That has held true since if this was a competition Candice Swanepoel would be winning.  It seems silly when I think about it though, she hasn’t gotten less gorgeous, she is still gorgeous.  I don’t know what does it, did I get bored?  Is there only so much room in my heart? (Mind? Libido?  I am large, I contain multitudes… but I am not boundless, eventually someone gets evicted?)  I don’t know what it is, I just am sure it’s me, not her, because look at her, she is just lovely.  I mean, yeah, she’s a model, that’s their job but the smile and the hair and just… she’s beautiful and today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

It seems like everyone has a favorite Victoria’s Secret Model.  Or at least everyone I know.  But I have seen people defend their favorite model with a passion reserved for team sports.  I had a friend years ago who was quite angry when somehow it came up that Laetitia Casta was just not in the catalog as much as Heidi Klum.  He actually said it was bullshit because everyone knows Laetitia is way hotter (I mean everyone knows! Beauty isn’t subjective!  It’s easily quantifiable, comparable, and objective. GOD!)  I am not quite sure why this is, perhaps human nature has us feel protective and loyal to the things we consider our own.  So if you happen to think a girl is prettier than these other really pretty girls maybe you’re just inclined to defend that.  It’s like the music we like, the books we choose to read, the movie we love, they are part of our self-identity. so of course we feel loyalty to it, we aren’t defending Laetitia Casta, we’re defending ourselves.  Which brings me to me and Doutzen Kroes.  There is no Doutzen and I obviously but there was a point where I would have ranked her as my favorite Victoria’s Secret model.  Now, I tend to be all over the map, especially with models who I never feel a deep connection to in the same way I do others but even I have favorites, mine just tend to change more often.  But before Candice Swanepoel there was Doutzen Kroes for me.  And now when I see a headline where some place is talking about how hot she is I feel strangely proud, like good for her.  I guess it means I was right.  It makes me double right because sure I have someone I like better now but I was so right back then that I have like, two Victoria’s Secret models that I can be proud of my taste in (because the rest are so ugly, right?  Wow, I sure do have awesome taste, finding a hot underwear model! I should get paid for this.  No really, if someone wants to paypal me money let me know, I’m down).  So, because I have so much love in my heart that I won’t limit myself to just one highly paid model (because I’m a giver.  Please, don’t call me a hero, it’s just who I am) today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.