So here is Doutzen Kroes because I am attracted to Doutzen Kroes.  Simple formula there, right?  Also, her name is really fun to say.  Sometimes when I post her I go into this thing about how she was once my favorite Victoria’s Secret Model but then got supplanted and honestly that’s a little unfair to her, because it isn’t like… like there is anything wrong with her.  She’s pretty crazy hot.  I mean, saying second favorite model for a company known for employing really hot women is like saying this is my second favorite million dollars.  It’s still fantastic and I still like it way more than like… grocery shopping.  And I have nothing against grocery shopping, it can even be fun but sometimes I just groan because I don’t actually want to go all the way there when I am out of just a couple of things.  I never groan because I see Doutzen Kroes.  I mean.. that could turn into a dirty joke really easily, I never groan in disappointment.  I could dig myself a hole here, what I am saying is that today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.