It seems like everyone has a favorite Victoria’s Secret Model.  Or at least everyone I know.  But I have seen people defend their favorite model with a passion reserved for team sports.  I had a friend years ago who was quite angry when somehow it came up that Laetitia Casta was just not in the catalog as much as Heidi Klum.  He actually said it was bullshit because everyone knows Laetitia is way hotter (I mean everyone knows! Beauty isn’t subjective!  It’s easily quantifiable, comparable, and objective. GOD!)  I am not quite sure why this is, perhaps human nature has us feel protective and loyal to the things we consider our own.  So if you happen to think a girl is prettier than these other really pretty girls maybe you’re just inclined to defend that.  It’s like the music we like, the books we choose to read, the movie we love, they are part of our self-identity. so of course we feel loyalty to it, we aren’t defending Laetitia Casta, we’re defending ourselves.  Which brings me to me and Doutzen Kroes.  There is no Doutzen and I obviously but there was a point where I would have ranked her as my favorite Victoria’s Secret model.  Now, I tend to be all over the map, especially with models who I never feel a deep connection to in the same way I do others but even I have favorites, mine just tend to change more often.  But before Candice Swanepoel there was Doutzen Kroes for me.  And now when I see a headline where some place is talking about how hot she is I feel strangely proud, like good for her.  I guess it means I was right.  It makes me double right because sure I have someone I like better now but I was so right back then that I have like, two Victoria’s Secret models that I can be proud of my taste in (because the rest are so ugly, right?  Wow, I sure do have awesome taste, finding a hot underwear model! I should get paid for this.  No really, if someone wants to paypal me money let me know, I’m down).  So, because I have so much love in my heart that I won’t limit myself to just one highly paid model (because I’m a giver.  Please, don’t call me a hero, it’s just who I am) today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.