I consider myself to be a rather clever person.  Using my innate cleverness I have determined with like 99% certainty that Doutzen Kroes is currently extremely pregnant.  Now, I’m no Batman but I think I could probably be like the world’s second greatest detective if I put a little effort in.  I have included photographic proof, so if you look really closely you might spot a picture where she looks kind of pregnant.  If you don’t see it don’t feel bad, I am an internet perv expert so I have a lot of experience at closely looking at pictures. Anyway, also using my detective skills I have come to the conclusion that Doutzen Kroes is strikingly beautiful. Again, look closely at the pictures and you’ll see I’m right.  You’re welcome for me helping you see the highly paid model in a whole new light.  As a favor to you, I won’t even require you to give me credit for this discovery.  When you’re in the bar later just casually drop it into conversation to wow your friends.  Just motion and be like, “Hey, you know that girl in her underwear in the Victoria’s Secret Catalog?  You probably never noticed but she is physically very attractive”.  Then you can just sit back and bask in the warm adoration and free drinks that come with true respect from your peers. Again, you’re welcome.  As for me, I am going to sit here and see if I can find anymore bigfoot like footage that will allow me to back up my Doutzen is pregnant theory.  Enjoy your day!  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.