Here is Doutzen Kroes who for a long time I would joke about her being my second favorite Victoria’s Secret model.  I mean, that wasn’t a joke, she was, I just kind of joked about how your second favorite Victoria’s Secret model was better than your favorite lots of things.  Like my favorite trip to the dentist is way, way below Doutzen Kroes.  None of that applies anymore though because she left Victoria’s Secret last year.  No, instead now to me she sadly represents how the internet is a cesspool of assholery.  Places on the internet where they regularly discuss models are maybe the most depressing place on Earth.  I don’t really discuss models there but I do have to visit such places now and then and it’s essentially gatherings of women tearing down other women to make the one model they like look better.  The big knock about Doutzen Kroes is that she looks “really old” and there are discussions about why she looks terrible and old.  Besides these being really stupid, it actually makes me angry.  Not just because Doutzen Kroes is outrageously beautiful or even just because I think if you have negative opinions about strangers you can keep them to yourself.  No, it depresses me because it falls into this terrible trap that youth is beauty and beauty is the only thing that we value.  And thus a woman cannot age gracefully, she is either beautiful or used up.  Plus I really like Doutzen Kroes and so I just feel a little defensive seeing nasty things said.  I don’t know, I don’t have a point I guess, I think Doutzen Kroes is gorgeous.  I think if you feel a need to sit on the internet and bash things and people others love you should probably spend that energy working on being a happier person.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.