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I wasn’t sure what to do today but I have thoughts and I need to share them so I will.  Carrie Fisher was remarkable for a lot of reasons and very few of them had to do with Star Wars.  I wrote some about it here  when I posted her years ago but it’s more than that.  I know this year has not been great in a lot of ways but part of the reason this stings is because it is a woman who really didn’t come into her own until much later in life, until after the point most people would consider her peak.  If you have never read one of Carrie Fisher’s books I would recommend it but read her stories or not, her story is important.  Carrie Fisher very well could have been dead long before I was able to differentiate between Princess Leia and Carrie Fisher.  There are lots of reasons for this, the pressures of growing up in an anything but normal household, of oppressive fame and the weight of expectations, of undiagnosed mental illnesses, of heavy drug use that was no doubt self medicating to fix all of that.  The world can be hard and unforgiving, even for royalty, be it space royalty or Hollywood royalty.  It can crush us and not everyone makes it through.  There is no shame in that.  But there is pride in fighting back and dragging yourself out.  Which she did.  Carrie Fisher saved her own life through grit, determination, her intelligence and her will.  She could have been a Hollywood cautionary tale or maybe even worse a living punchline but she refused to be.  Even though throughout the early 90’s it sure felt like people wanted to force her into the latter category she refused to let them with her wit and smarts she became an in demand script doctor and a writer and refused to let the world around her define her, she defined herself with her own pen.  And of late it seems like most of the world woke up to what a acerbic delight she was, more clever and more canny than most people knew how to deal with.  So it’s a tragedy she left so early when circumstances made us wait so long. She drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra. She will be greatly missed. Today I want to fuck Carrie Fisher.

I was going to post Kelly Brook today because I had a dream and you know… it was all stupid.  It’s all stupid.  I heard about Carrie Fisher as I was writing this and nothing felt right about it.  I am not happy about it.  It’s horrible.  I have lots of thoughts on it but I don’t feel like writing anything so this is all you guys get today.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

I hope everyone had a good Christmas and I hope my readers in the UK and Canada and elsewhere are having a pleasant Boxing Day.  We don’t have that here.  It’s always seemed like an odd addition to the Christmas season to me but I don’t want to judge anyone certainly, so I will just wish you luck. Remember to keep your hands up, most particularly on your right side, more people fall to a good left hook than anything else so they are probably going to try and set that up.  And don’t forget your footwork, if you’re flat footed you’ve already lost. But you probably know this, you guys do Boxing Day every year, but good luck. Anyway, it is expectedly a slow day in the world of celebrities because people are, you know, probably home drinking hot chocolate and in other countries engaging in festive yuletide pugilism.  But my friend @thunderstormofoblivion reblogged some Zoey Deutch from me this morning and astutely pointed out that she looks quite good.  I tend to agree and often think so but she has a habit of losing out to someone else.  Often because she ends up at events with a lot of people and.. I dunno.  Because.  It’s a mistake.  I am correcting it now because she’s gorgeous and should be here more often. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch.

So I have known this post was coming all week, I just didn’t know which day. See, Kate Upton posted some behind the scenes pictures of her working on the Love Advent (which I have talked a lot about this year even though I still consider it not my thing, it’s more coincidence than anything) and she looked fantastic.  I was like, well, obviously whenever her video shows up I will end up posting her.  And… well it never happened.  If it’s the worst disappointment I ever have to deal with I’ll cope.  Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you are having a good one.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Here is some Doutzen Kroes to spread some Holiday cheer for all of you. Given my Holiday has started I am busy as some sort of busy thing.  So I will just leave this here and say I hope you guys have a very Merry Christmas and today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

So I watched Black Christmas last night.  Not the one with Mary Elizabeth Winstead but the good one, from the 1970’s.  It did make me think about the new one though, which is wrong headed in so many ways but I remember so looking forward to it.  After all, it had all these actresses I loved and it was a remake of a classic and so I just assumed it would be good.  I mean, it was almost like an all-star cast of horror actresses as far as those things go.  I mean, I was excited about Katie Cassidy and MEW and Michelle Trachtenberg and so on.  Anyway, it wasn’t good.  It was very bad.  It has it’s defenders now but those people are wrong.  And this happens.  I get it, the holidays can be disappointing in a lot of ways for a lot of people.  I know, I watched Gremlins this week, too, I listened and heard Phobe Cates’ speech.  I hope none of your dads die in a chimney but regardless I know it can be hard.  I also know that Christmas has given us some amazing moments.  Be it from Christmas movies like this (and you either remember that well or are too young to remember when that was one of the biggest early youtube viral hits) and it gives us truly magical moments like this (which you know, feels apt even 70 years later).  And you know, whatever this season brings be strong, because even when things go wrong George Baily has shown us no man is poor who is rich in love.  Especially not one who shows  his love to his fellow man.  Keep that in mind this season, even if it gets you down it’s just a good chance to show love to your fellow man.  Also, MEW is here because she’s really pretty.  Just gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

One of the great truths of any art is that it’s out of your control the minute it enters the public.  You can’t control how people respond to it or how the interpret it.  Part of this is what makes art great but it can also be frustrating certainly.  You can’t control how people react but also how they react doesn’t change your message.  This might be most profound in music where you sometimes wonder if anyone listens to a single lyric being said because it doesn’t seem to jibe with what they are doing.  Of course, bands have written songs about it, I remember a guy in high school who used to sing In Bloom and never understood the irony that the song was 100% about him.  It happens.  When you mix in women and sexuality it’s going to happen even more.  Which, I feel like if you are a Tove Lo fan you can’t be stunned that long intro was caused because I am posting her but I know the messages and reblogs I will get.  And let’s be honest, no one is every asking for it except in this case I am asking for it.  I know what I named my blog.  I wonder what goes through people’s minds sometimes when they tell me some fucked up shit and have never said a word to me before but… well, if they were good in social situations they probably wouldn’t need to talk to me anyway right?  I mean, look at the kind of blog I run, friendship with me is clearly for people who have run out of options.  Anyway, Tove Lo’s sexuality is hers and hers to do with as she wishes but people will misinterpret it and use it fro their own purposes and some people will be offended and some will not.  I happen to like her and think she gives people a lot to think about.  Me at least.  She’s doing the whole Jingle Ball circuit though and I thought she has looked nice, especially in my old home town.  That outfit got a big thumbs up.  So I appreciate that.  Anyway, so she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.

Here is Sarah Hyland because a high quality version of one of the photos from her Marie Claire shoot came out and… well, I like it a lot.  It’s all I needed.  Honestly, Sarah Hyland is grossly under represented on this blog.  I happen to think she is quite pretty and I like her a lot but… I still watch Modern Family but usually when I need background noise so I don’t really watch, watch it.  It doesn’t thrill me like it once did which means both she and Sofia Vergara have appeared less over all than they should have.  They would have been here a lot I guess if I had started this blog earlier.  Anyway, she is very hot, so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Sarah Hyland.

It’s gotten stupid and cold again and so here are some pictures where it looks like it’s probably nice and sunny out to warm you guys up.  Alexis Ren also happens to be in them.  Nice coincidence that.  So enjoy the pictures of sunny locales and also Alexis Ren as a bonus, though I assume most people are interested in the sand.  Today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.

Sometimes when I go on a run of posting someone a lot I am at a loss of new and interesting things to say here.  It’s unfortunate but there is only so much you can say sometimes.  Still, Ellie Rowsell and Wolf Alice have popped up a bunch in the past two weeks because of the benefit concert they spearheaded to aid refugees.  Which is pretty great of them and I think makes this a Christmas post because helping refugees is a very Christmasy thing to do. That’s right, I have co-opted their effort to make it about Christmas just so I can imply some friends of mine are Grinches.  And I assume would not want to make out with Ellie Rowsell because she’s too Christmasy.  You guys know who you are.  Anyway, she keeps coming up randomly recently and each time I am like, man, she is awesome and attractive.  So here she is again because today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.