So I watched Black Christmas last night.  Not the one with Mary Elizabeth Winstead but the good one, from the 1970’s.  It did make me think about the new one though, which is wrong headed in so many ways but I remember so looking forward to it.  After all, it had all these actresses I loved and it was a remake of a classic and so I just assumed it would be good.  I mean, it was almost like an all-star cast of horror actresses as far as those things go.  I mean, I was excited about Katie Cassidy and MEW and Michelle Trachtenberg and so on.  Anyway, it wasn’t good.  It was very bad.  It has it’s defenders now but those people are wrong.  And this happens.  I get it, the holidays can be disappointing in a lot of ways for a lot of people.  I know, I watched Gremlins this week, too, I listened and heard Phobe Cates’ speech.  I hope none of your dads die in a chimney but regardless I know it can be hard.  I also know that Christmas has given us some amazing moments.  Be it from Christmas movies like this (and you either remember that well or are too young to remember when that was one of the biggest early youtube viral hits) and it gives us truly magical moments like this (which you know, feels apt even 70 years later).  And you know, whatever this season brings be strong, because even when things go wrong George Baily has shown us no man is poor who is rich in love.  Especially not one who shows  his love to his fellow man.  Keep that in mind this season, even if it gets you down it’s just a good chance to show love to your fellow man.  Also, MEW is here because she’s really pretty.  Just gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.