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A bunch of times this week I have found myself thinking about how beautiful Taylor Swift is.  I dunno why, it hasn’t come up any time near when I was posting or anything so she hasn’t been posted.  I am sure there have been pictures of her on my dash or a mention on TV or something.  My brain is not that creative and I am very easily influenced.  Part of her actually being on the brain today is no doubt that she is posting on tumblr again and it is a reminder of how charming she can be.  I don’t know more than that really.  I just had her on the brain and she is very pleasant so… today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

This is coming in so late cause I basically slept most of the day away.  It happens.  Anywya, it’s probably a good thing I did cause otherwise maybe I would have posted before I saw a Hayley Atwell shoot for the New York Times.  Boy do I miss her and Agent Carter.  So much.  I deeply wish that show was still around or a show I wanted to watch had her on it.  Or a movie.  She should be an action star.  She and the rock should team up and punch things.  I would give you money for that Hollywood.  I promise you I would.  Anyway, she looked good, I liked her tie, it reminded me of my alma matter’s school tie back in the day.  I guess that’s a good thing?  I dunno, I’m loopy guys but it doesn’t take much clarity to realize Hayley Atwell is amazing.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

How about some Zoey Deutch today.  Why?  No clue, just feels right.  I am feeling better than yesterday but still really tied and there just isn’t a lot going on right now.  I mean in the sense of pictures of celebrities and so on.  So this felt right and I am going with it.  Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch.

So this post is coming pretty late in the day, I hope I didn’t worry anyone (I joke.  No one noticed.  Ok, one person noticed.  @femalecelebrityoftheday did probably but that’s it). Sorry, I have come down with a cold or something and on top of that I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t get back to sleep until it was actually time to go to work so I have been uh… on low ebb we’ll say all day.  And miserable.  Honestly, this blog is hard to do when I am sick, not because it’s so much work but because my brain isn’t really sitting around going, “Hey, who is like, really hot?  Let’s think about hot girls”.  Instead, because I am a big baby, it is going, “Oh god, this is the worst anyone has ever felt.  You’re probably dying.  Sure it seems like a cold but were you this tired last time?  If you were I’m not going to let you remember because I’m your brain, I am instead going to convince you your symptoms are vague yet severe and that you are secretly dying”.  Now, in most social circles I keep that to myself and I say, “it’s just a cold”.  In part because I don’t want anyone to know what a baby I am but really more so at my funeral people will talk about how brave I was, how I didn’t let on because I didn’t want people to worry that I was dying of the plague.  So this makes choosing a celebrity a bit of a chore but luckily here is Lea Michele to the rescue who has been posting pictures on social media for a couple of weeks now that lead me to believe she has hired a full time photographer to take pictures of her just for social media.  They are way too nice to be anything but planned.  All of these pics are things she has posted. They have reminded me that yes, I am attracted to Lea Michele.  So here she is, making my job easy today.  Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

Nicki Minaj hosted her own New Years Eve party in Miami and there were like… two pictures and so I was waiting for more but they haven’t shown up.  And I am tired of waiting.  I can wish that there were more and that more people apparently wanted pictures of her but it seems like maybe I could wish bigger than that if I am blowing wishes, right?  Like, can you imagine if I made a wish it came true and I was like, “I wish I had more pictures of Nicki Minaj”.  It would be nice sure but it might tweak me a little bit that I could have wished for a pony instead and didn’t.  Anyway, I thought she looked good because I often do. And I actually like Nicki Minaj more than a pony.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Happy New Years, guys.  I didn’t drink but I still basically feel like I am hung over.  This is likely because I am old and people were setting off fireworks at like 4 AM.  And part of me wants to be like, yo, what were you celebrating?  You’re 4 hours late and I can’t think of anywhere of significance that is 4 hours behind the East Coast.  You were celebrating New Years for the Ocean?  Really?  Anyway, we’re going to start the year with some Tove Lo cause… I can.  Like 4 people put pictures of her across my dash today and I am nothing if not easily influenced, so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.

So Danielle Panabaker was in some magazine called Vulkan and I don’t know what that is but she looked good and we don’t usually get a lot of… well anything between the holidays so it was nice to have something new.  It’s also a nice excuse to post her cause I like her more than I have posted.  Which is once before.  I like her more than 1.  I am not sure what the scale is but she ranks above that.  Anyway, she’ll close out 2016 and good for her and good for us.  She’s on the Flash and maybe that’s appropriate, 2016 was a monster for a lot of people and we’re all hungry for a little justice.  I have thoughts about nostalgia and superheroes and turmoil and they aren’t all positive and maybe I’ll write them down at some point but the part that we can take away from it is that doing the right thing is of value.  We should fight for what’s right.  There’s a whole new year of challenges ahead of us, let’s face it bravely.  Today I want to fuck Danielle Panabaker.

Here is Sophie Turner basically because I posted Natalie Dormer yesterday. Like, the brain starts going a direction and it all snowballs.  One thing leads to another and suddenly you’re posting Sophie Turner.  Good news I guess if you like Sophie Turner.  Lord knows you guys do, she always seems to be popular. I get it.  Red hair.  Very eye catching.  Today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

My sleep was way crazy last night in that I woke up for like 4 hours in the middle of the night and then was able to squeeze in like an hour and a half long nap by getting a late start this morning and when I do that, it often leads to vivid, strange dreams.  Or maybe I just remember them better in that short little nap space?  I have no idea, I’m not a dreamspert.  Anyway, Natalie Dormer was there and it was strange but not unwelcome and so she is here today.  Thank you subconscious brain, I hadn’t thought about Natalie Dormer in a while and it was more than due.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.