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So, I was hoping with Halloween on a Monday we would be overloaded with Halloweeny stuff this weekend, including ridiculously costume parties and pictures of people in costumes.  I honestly always look forward to that.  But instead we have almost nothing from last night.  I don’t know, is the entire entertainment world waiting until tomorrow?  That seems possible.  Or maybe everyone is sleeping on pictures just to spite me and after I post this the flood gates will open?  That seems less likely but I am willing to entertain the idea that I am so important the world is conspiring against me.  Anyway, basically all I have so far is a picture Ariel Winter posted of herself, so she wins by default.  I mean, a bunny costume is fine either way, I am not planning on complaining about it, just that I would enjoy more options.  But here she is because at least she came to play.  Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

Boy, it’s like I’m ending the week by choosing the people I post that other people like the least.  I just need to figure out a third person that gets me annoyed anons (not even on this blog, on my other blog, that’s a lot of effort guys) when I post her.  Well, if I don’t, two days in a row is still good when it comes to annoying people.  Here is Nicki Minaj cause she was at a… fashion thing last night?  It wasn’t familiar to me, some sort of Gala or celebration.  I dunno, it was a long title.  I thought she looked great.  I like her a lot, it’s not particularly hard to get me to post her, pictures of her just have to exist.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

A few days ago Charli XCX starting posting pictures of her Halloween costume on social media, just the costume itself and I got excited because I love Halloween and I love Charli XCX so I was looking forward to seeing it unveiled at some point.  That point is here thus she is here.  Because I happen to be very attracted to her and she makes a good looking devil and fuck I love Halloween.  So here she is because of Halloween and my constant desire for her.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So recently someone identified a pattern to my posts as going: talks about hot girl, digresses about some issue of philosophy and metaphysics, mentions girl is hot again, done.  Now, I would like to point out this is most likely a phenomena called Apophenia but I won’t.  Because this is a Pigeon Foo post and I would point out I never go off on digressions with her, instead I give you rock solid, 100% accurate Foo Facts.  So here is Pigeon Foo and here is Foo Fact #1.  She can slam dunk a basketball from a standstill.  She won’t but she can.  So don’t bother to ask her to do it or anything, she won’t.  She thinks it’s showy and that isn’t who she is.  Foo Fact #2.  She could beat your dad in a fight.  I am sorry, I know this will be upsetting to some but it’s just the truth, you’ll have to just accept it.  I mean, don’t worry, she probably won’t, she just can.  She’s not some Rabid Dad Beater just going from town to town beating up people’s dads.  She could be, but she’s not.  Foo Fact #3.  She’s still not over Silent Hills. Foo Fact #4. She keeps Halloween in her heart all year round.  Foo Fact #5.  She would kill you and everyone you hold dear to become a Sailor Scout.  So there you go, irrefutable Foo Facts and proof that I am not at all falling into some sort of pattern.  Anyway, if you’d like to learn more about Pigeon Foo please visit your local library or follow her @pigeonfoo.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Supergirl has added Lena Luthor to the show and because of my staunch anti-Luthor bigotry it basically doesn’t matter what she does or says, I am working off fo the assumption she’s going to be evil.  This is probably aided by the fact that they cast Katie McGrath in the role and my brain just goes, “Evil” there as well.  Which is all kind of why I posted her because evil is hot.  If I had started this blog a few year earlier than I did, Katie McGrath would have shown up because once upon a Netflix I watched a bunch of episodes of a terrible King Arthur show.  I am pretty sure I will get hate mail for describing it as such because it did seem to have quite a following but the truth is it just wasn’t very good.  But Katie McGrath played Morgana or Morgan la Fey or whatever they called her in the actually show but look, she was Morgan la Fey and a heel turn was obviously coming at some point.  Either way, she was actually among my favorite things in the show and gorgeous girl, bullshit fantasy period dress, and possibly great evil was a potent combo.  Sadly, there are no velvet dresses and frilly blouses on Supergirl but she is still very pretty.  And potentially evil.  So today I want to fuck Katie McGrath.

There as a premier for Trolls last night and Zooey Deschanel was there and I will full on admit I don’t know why.  I guess she’s in it probably but I don’t know.  I mean I am aware Trolls is a thing but it is unlikely I will ever see it on purpose, I only have so much energy and I tend to watch adult cartoons if I watch animation.  Which sounds dirty but I am sure you know what I mean.  Anyway, I thought Zooey looked nice and in general think she looks nice, so this was an easy pick.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

So Bella Thorne was in Playboy and I guess people are excited by that and I guess I get it, they take nice pictures and now that nudity is gone maybe we’ll get some nice celebrity shots.  I feel like there is a lot to pack about people’s reaction to Bella Thorne but I am not feeling great and am super tired.  I have woken up tired for days due to stuffed up heads and so on.  So I will simply say that for those of you who are going to make comments that you think are well intentioned about what a slut she is or how “thirsty” she is or how you think she’s a tease you can go fuck yourself.  I would normally argue this point more, explaining the flaws in your basic premise and the disturbing places it comes from, and maybe be nicer but I don’t have the energy.  Get bent.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

I was going to post someone else then I saw a bunch of new Doutzen Kroes stuff and I guess now I am posting Doutzen Kroes.  Because I guess she’s that pretty.  Yes, I am going to go ahead and declare the famous and successful model to be pretty.  I figured it out.  Go me.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

You’ll have to forgive any mistakes here today cause I am more than a little out of it.  You guys are about to lose me to Civilization 6 and it came out at midnight and I was still up so I was like, I’ll play for just a little bit and then go to bed.  I played for lots of bits and I am dragging.  I am too old for nonsense, I am really dragging.  Last night was also a new episode of The Good Place which I watched while starting up Civ 6.  It is so nice to have Kristen Bell on my TV again every week, I had no idea how much I had missed it.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So Charli XCX has been on my mind for a bit because she has a habit of getting in there and not going away.  She has a new song coming out next week but more importantly it’s leading up to a new album before too long so go ahead and get hyped.  Or don’t, some of you disagree with me on her music but it’s ok, you have the right to be wrong.  This is America, you can say whatever dumb shit you want.  Or you maybe aren’t in America, that’s fine, you can still say whatever dumb shit you want, I just assume the local Duke might cut off your head.  Anyway, she was already on my mind but then she was at a Fashion Show last night and I loved what she wore.  Now, this is where there will be the greatest divide between me and my friends but that is the burden of being a fashion forward clothes horse like I am.  I thought she looked fantastic, they won’t like it.  Again, probably because of growing up in some corrupt form of government with Kings and Dukes and Rooks or whatever the little castle piece is.  My point is it’s ok if they’re wrong, I still love them.  And I love Charli XCX.  So today I want to fuck Charli XCX.