So recently someone identified a pattern to my posts as going: talks about hot girl, digresses about some issue of philosophy and metaphysics, mentions girl is hot again, done.  Now, I would like to point out this is most likely a phenomena called Apophenia but I won’t.  Because this is a Pigeon Foo post and I would point out I never go off on digressions with her, instead I give you rock solid, 100% accurate Foo Facts.  So here is Pigeon Foo and here is Foo Fact #1.  She can slam dunk a basketball from a standstill.  She won’t but she can.  So don’t bother to ask her to do it or anything, she won’t.  She thinks it’s showy and that isn’t who she is.  Foo Fact #2.  She could beat your dad in a fight.  I am sorry, I know this will be upsetting to some but it’s just the truth, you’ll have to just accept it.  I mean, don’t worry, she probably won’t, she just can.  She’s not some Rabid Dad Beater just going from town to town beating up people’s dads.  She could be, but she’s not.  Foo Fact #3.  She’s still not over Silent Hills. Foo Fact #4. She keeps Halloween in her heart all year round.  Foo Fact #5.  She would kill you and everyone you hold dear to become a Sailor Scout.  So there you go, irrefutable Foo Facts and proof that I am not at all falling into some sort of pattern.  Anyway, if you’d like to learn more about Pigeon Foo please visit your local library or follow her @pigeonfoo.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.