Tag: Pigeon Foo

What a difference a day makes, guys. I think tumblr might be dead. Self inflicted wounds. It might take a bit but this is not great. I know they won’t scrap my blog but as it stands right now about half my content will disappear. And I don’t do nudes,a  thing that people have teased me about for years. Others are going to be impacted more and I worry about some people’s livelihoods. I worry some people are losing a safe space. There was no interent when I was a kid and I have thought before about how much I wish there had been. Things were rough for me in some ways as a kid and I would have loved to find a community of people to tell me I was ok. Or at least not worthless and broken. It might seem like this is a strange reaction to porn going away but it won’t just be porn. This will harm the communities that Tumblr thrives on I am sure. And I have been thinking and I am not sure I will be sticking around to see it crumble. That’s not because I am angry about losing porn, it’s practical. Sometimes I start to post someone and halfway through I change my mind. I save those posts in drafts so at least I have some pictures put together later. The full post never makes it but sometimes I rejigger it and post it at a later date. Like all my posts those are always with people who are covered up. I have never done nudes. Of the 15 in there right now, 6 are marked as inappropriate. They are Katy Perry, Blake Lively, Darshelle Stevens, Olivia Cooke, Dani Thorne, and Aubrey Plaza. Some are showing a lot of skin. Most are wearing red carpet fashion. I am pretty sure I won’t want to deal with the frustration of having to upload pictures, find some gown is too sexy for tumblr and then reupload pictures as I try to guess Tumblrs standards. It doesn’t sound found I haven’t made a decision yet but there you go. It’s really been a long strange trip on this blog. It has introduced me to a lot of things and people and I have enjoyed it. You may not know it but one of the first girls I ever discovered because of tumblr is Pigeon Foo. And by discover I mean she messaged me and I looked at her blog and then claimed it for Spain. I don’t want to brag but people have long called me the Christopher Columbus of Tumblr. I am posting her today cause she wasn’t the first friend I made on tumblr but she was the second and she’s still around. Probably. Who knows, maybe after tomorrow she’ll never return. The nature of online friendship is often that it’s ethereal and that’s ok, losing tumblr may mean losing contact. It can be sad because endings are always sad but on the other hand they can be a chance to reflect. Foo messaging me to tell me she liked my blog all those years ago and that Sara Fabel was a good choice lead to many great experiences. I got to follow her and she showed me many a beautiful woman I might not have seen otherwise. I got to have fun interactions and watch her build her own company. Which as an aside, Tumblr hates small business. Can we make that a slogan. I mean no shit, Verizon owns them but still. Anyway, when I discovered her she was nothing but a girl with a dream. Back then she could only kill like 20 ninjas at once. Max. But her powers have grown since then. I can’t count how many ninjas she can kill at once now. Because I was always better at English and History if we’re being honest. This is all sort of rambling and doesn’t have much to do with anything but I am old and my blog is old and I wanted to say more than just Pigeon Foo is hot and looks good in pretty pictures that are largely designed to show off her hotness. It’s too tautological for my tastes. So I mentioned her ninja killing skills. Also, fun fact for people who say I always point out things about slam dunks when talking about how great they are, I know for a fact Pigeon Foo can slam dunk but chooses not to because she thinks it’s showy for a tiny model to go around dunking on people. Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Hey guys, here is Pigeon Foo and I am 99% sure today is her birthday. It should be 100% but I am getting older and just can’t trust my memory anymore. Time is a real asshole like that, no matter what we do we keep getting older. Even Pigeon Foo, though she may be immortal. I am again, not sure. Either way it’s striking because when I first met her here on Tumblr she was just a scrappy young kid from the mean streets with nothing but her wits and her fists to survive. If I remember correctly she had to fight a series of garishly dressed street thugs who were mostly indistinguishable except sometimes they wore different colored vests and had different colored mohawks to even become a model. Now of course she beats all comers to retain her crown as uh… Pigeon Foo? Look, I’ll be honest, I only sort of know how modeling work and there might be some inaccuracies there but I think it’s mostly right. Either way, she’s impressive is what I am saying and it’s probably her birthday. I have like a 1/365 chance of being right. So wish her happy birthday just in case? She’s @pigeonfoo . So there you go. Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Here is Pigeon Foo cause it’s been ages since I posted Pigeon Foo. Which is a shame. Because she’s kind of awesome and always has been. Ok, that might be a bit over the top, I can’t speak to always because it would get us into a whole discussion on the nature of time and the human soul and when someone starts to exist and so on and well… sure, that’s what her blog is all about but not mine. I’ll leave the metaphysics to her. Usually I go on and on about her but usually I have more than like an hours sleep so this is it today. She is pretty, I am posting pictures of her that I feel prove this. Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Here is Pigeon Foo cause I guess it’s that kind of day.  If you don’t know where to find her you can finder her here @pigeonfoo and like 300 other places but that’ll get you started.  Enjoy a trip down the rabbit hole I guess if she is new to you but I feel like most people reading this must know her at this point because I have posted her a bunch, she will likely reblog this so most of you will be reading it on her blog, and at the very least you have heard about the time she lassoed a twister and used it to vacuum up the trash after an epic party.  Or the time she fought a bear.  They made am movie about that one staring Leonardo DiCaprio.  A lot of the movies you’ve seen are of course based off of Foo’s life: Star Wars, Bonnie and Clyde, Conan the Destroyer, et al.  Which characters were based on her?  All of them of course.  She’s pretty humble about it though so I’ll excuse you for not knowing.  On top of all her adventures fighting Ninja Pirates and stuff, she also models.  And she’s pretty damn good at it.  So, here are pictures of her.  If you didn’t know there is probably one or two naked pictures of her on the internet as well.  You might have to look a while but you’ll find them.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

So recently someone identified a pattern to my posts as going: talks about hot girl, digresses about some issue of philosophy and metaphysics, mentions girl is hot again, done.  Now, I would like to point out this is most likely a phenomena called Apophenia but I won’t.  Because this is a Pigeon Foo post and I would point out I never go off on digressions with her, instead I give you rock solid, 100% accurate Foo Facts.  So here is Pigeon Foo and here is Foo Fact #1.  She can slam dunk a basketball from a standstill.  She won’t but she can.  So don’t bother to ask her to do it or anything, she won’t.  She thinks it’s showy and that isn’t who she is.  Foo Fact #2.  She could beat your dad in a fight.  I am sorry, I know this will be upsetting to some but it’s just the truth, you’ll have to just accept it.  I mean, don’t worry, she probably won’t, she just can.  She’s not some Rabid Dad Beater just going from town to town beating up people’s dads.  She could be, but she’s not.  Foo Fact #3.  She’s still not over Silent Hills. Foo Fact #4. She keeps Halloween in her heart all year round.  Foo Fact #5.  She would kill you and everyone you hold dear to become a Sailor Scout.  So there you go, irrefutable Foo Facts and proof that I am not at all falling into some sort of pattern.  Anyway, if you’d like to learn more about Pigeon Foo please visit your local library or follow her @pigeonfoo.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Here is Pigeon Foo who frankly, hasn’t shown up enough recently on this blog. I dunno why.  Other people have told me they find her intimidating.  Which I full get, do you have any idea how many people she has killed with her bare hands?  No?  Me either because once you get past about a dozen or so of anything the human mind can’t really conceive of something.  It’s like you just know it’s a lot, you can’t really picture 300 M&Ms and if you see a pile of them it could be 300 or 3000, your brain just is not good at that.  Same with the wake of grieving widows left behind in Pigeon Foo’s wake.  Like, sure she killed her sensei in a duel, we know that much but what else do we know?  So I get why people are intimidated of the 5 foot tall model who I once saw declare her workout routine to be “McDonald’s and Naps”.  Obviously she could reach right through tumblr and end you.  That said, she probably wouldn’t.  I have over the years asked her a staggering number of stupid questions, including once asking her if her fighting style was Foo Fu or Pigeon Fu, when obviously it’s Pigeon Fu.  What am, an idiot?  But she was very sweet because she is.  Lethal and sweet.  Just don’t be a dick.  Anyway, here she is which sent me on a no nipple quest as I am likely the only person on the planet clicking on thumbnails and going, “Dammit, nipple”.  Some of you give me crap about my no nudity rule but I don’t know how you see it but this blog is for the children.  I teach the children.  Thus only mostly dressed models who get naked.  Anyway, here is Pigeon Foo, who can be found on her blog here @pigeonfoo and here @pigeonfooperch.  Also, most of these pictures were taken by @h-o-l-l-o-w-2-5 and that’s worth following, too, but you know, not for the children.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Here is my long time tumblr buddy @pigeonfoo who hasn’t shown up here in a long time for reasons I can only describe as, “me being a fucking idiot”.  Really it’s inexcusable because she is undeniably awesome and an American hero.  As someone who has followed her since we both were tiny blogs with just a couple hundred followers I know a surprising number of FooFacts.  Like not everyone knows this but um… shit, I used to be better at uh… remembering these important facts.  One time she lassoed a twister and took it for a ride  Because she could. Or to save like… a hospital full of children and nuns.  Actually, that sounds like a reason she would legitimately do that.  I know everyone knows one time she fought a bear and that’s impressive and all but did you know she one time beat a bear riding yakuza?  Not in a fight but at poker.  While scoring the winning basket in a charity basketball game to save an orphanage that again, I assume was full of nuns.  But besides all the times she’s done things like punch Hitler she is just kind of a remarkable person.  She is funny and smart and as an independent model working hard to make a living and see the business ventures she is a part of thrive she is an incredibly hard worker and that’s praise worthy.  Also, she’s pretty.  Just if I forgot to mention that.  Did I forget to?  Sometimes you get so caught up in the secret underground martial arts tournaments she has fought in you just forget to mention the obvious.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.