Here is my long time tumblr buddy @pigeonfoo who hasn’t shown up here in a long time for reasons I can only describe as, “me being a fucking idiot”.  Really it’s inexcusable because she is undeniably awesome and an American hero.  As someone who has followed her since we both were tiny blogs with just a couple hundred followers I know a surprising number of FooFacts.  Like not everyone knows this but um… shit, I used to be better at uh… remembering these important facts.  One time she lassoed a twister and took it for a ride  Because she could. Or to save like… a hospital full of children and nuns.  Actually, that sounds like a reason she would legitimately do that.  I know everyone knows one time she fought a bear and that’s impressive and all but did you know she one time beat a bear riding yakuza?  Not in a fight but at poker.  While scoring the winning basket in a charity basketball game to save an orphanage that again, I assume was full of nuns.  But besides all the times she’s done things like punch Hitler she is just kind of a remarkable person.  She is funny and smart and as an independent model working hard to make a living and see the business ventures she is a part of thrive she is an incredibly hard worker and that’s praise worthy.  Also, she’s pretty.  Just if I forgot to mention that.  Did I forget to?  Sometimes you get so caught up in the secret underground martial arts tournaments she has fought in you just forget to mention the obvious.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.