Hey guys, here is Pigeon Foo and I am 99% sure today is her birthday. It should be 100% but I am getting older and just can’t trust my memory anymore. Time is a real asshole like that, no matter what we do we keep getting older. Even Pigeon Foo, though she may be immortal. I am again, not sure. Either way it’s striking because when I first met her here on Tumblr she was just a scrappy young kid from the mean streets with nothing but her wits and her fists to survive. If I remember correctly she had to fight a series of garishly dressed street thugs who were mostly indistinguishable except sometimes they wore different colored vests and had different colored mohawks to even become a model. Now of course she beats all comers to retain her crown as uh… Pigeon Foo? Look, I’ll be honest, I only sort of know how modeling work and there might be some inaccuracies there but I think it’s mostly right. Either way, she’s impressive is what I am saying and it’s probably her birthday. I have like a 1/365 chance of being right. So wish her happy birthday just in case? She’s @pigeonfoo . So there you go. Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.