Here is Pigeon Foo who frankly, hasn’t shown up enough recently on this blog. I dunno why.  Other people have told me they find her intimidating.  Which I full get, do you have any idea how many people she has killed with her bare hands?  No?  Me either because once you get past about a dozen or so of anything the human mind can’t really conceive of something.  It’s like you just know it’s a lot, you can’t really picture 300 M&Ms and if you see a pile of them it could be 300 or 3000, your brain just is not good at that.  Same with the wake of grieving widows left behind in Pigeon Foo’s wake.  Like, sure she killed her sensei in a duel, we know that much but what else do we know?  So I get why people are intimidated of the 5 foot tall model who I once saw declare her workout routine to be “McDonald’s and Naps”.  Obviously she could reach right through tumblr and end you.  That said, she probably wouldn’t.  I have over the years asked her a staggering number of stupid questions, including once asking her if her fighting style was Foo Fu or Pigeon Fu, when obviously it’s Pigeon Fu.  What am, an idiot?  But she was very sweet because she is.  Lethal and sweet.  Just don’t be a dick.  Anyway, here she is which sent me on a no nipple quest as I am likely the only person on the planet clicking on thumbnails and going, “Dammit, nipple”.  Some of you give me crap about my no nudity rule but I don’t know how you see it but this blog is for the children.  I teach the children.  Thus only mostly dressed models who get naked.  Anyway, here is Pigeon Foo, who can be found on her blog here @pigeonfoo and here @pigeonfooperch.  Also, most of these pictures were taken by @h-o-l-l-o-w-2-5 and that’s worth following, too, but you know, not for the children.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.