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So this post is kind of the fault of @wildflagsure who recently reblogged a bunch of pictures of Ellie Rowsell which somehow lead to a discussion about her and Wolf Alice with @she-goes-to-eleven, which kind of lead to me thinking about her and now her being here today but let’s be honest, at the core it all stems from my dear friend @lunoboom.  This is all her fault.  So if you really, really dislike hot guitar players, Izzy is the one to be mad at, it’s her fault cause she’s the one who originally introduced me to Wolf Alice.  I mean, I am not saying you have to get mad at her but her proclivity to share both good music and mention when women are attractive to make her perhaps the greatest threat there is to being a lame-o.  So if you are a lame-o (and you must be to have a problem with Izzy) I fully understand why you are pretty mad right now.  It’s not my fault, it’s @lunoboom‘s.  Get mad t her.  I will just post these pics and get out of the way because today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

I was pretty sure I knew who I was posting today before today started.  When I saw Charli XCX was going to the EMA’s.. well, I just kind of knew.  Then I saw what she wore and I knew of course I was and of course she wore something I quite enjoyed that my friends will all hate.  Like, they never like what she wears and this won’t help.  Well I liked it and so I am just going to lean into the things other people have not liked trend today. I like her, so here she is because today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Hey, happy Sunday every one, hope you enjoyed your extra hour of sleep if that applies.  If it doesn’t I hope you’re seething with jealousy that I got extra time.  None of this relates to this post but hey, do you like good music?  Do you like horrible music and want to improve yourself?  Well, my dear friend @wildflagsure has a radio show located here that starts in just about a half an hour, noon on the East Coast of the only place that really matters.  You should check it out, she promises to rage about Darius and the Persians as little as possible. Anyway, here is Emily Ratajkowski because she was at the Breeder’s Cup and wow that dress.  I saw thumbnails and i was like, that’s nice.  Then I saw it closer and wow.  She looks so good.  She always does.  It’s the model thing mixed with the good lord can she pick a dress.  I could have some story here about being a kid and my dad teaching me to bet on horses but instead I will just request Pale Green Things on @wildflagsure‘s radio show and you should listen to that.  Sweet.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Nina Dobrev because I think Nina Dobrev is pretty.  I don’t post her as often as she deserves because I don’t watch any shows she’s in.  I also don’t watch any shows she used to be in, so I don’t get a lot of reminders.  But she’s been at a bunch of minor events recently, mostly fashion related and as noted above, I think she’s pretty, so it results in pictures in which she is pretty.  So today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.

It’s been a slow week as far as celebrity pictures go but then along came pictures of Miranda Kerr in Elle Canada and I am pretty thankful for that because they looked good and give me someone to post.  Now, there are people who like Miranda Kerr a lot more than me so I always feel a little bad posting her.  Then I feel bad saying that because it sounds like I am saying I don’t like her, that’s not true, she’s very pretty, there are just people way more passionate about her and I feel like I am stealing a little bit.  Like, you know, if you were into some band that no one had heard of, then they get a little bigger and now some cool kid is into the band and it becomes the cool kid’s thing.  It is kind of stealing from you, like it was your thing and maybe you should be getting a little credit for that.  And yeah, I’m the cool kind in this scenario because let’s be honest, of course I am.  You can try to argue it but… well, no one is going to follow your blog to read about it.  What I am saying is I feel bad because obviously my life is so rich and full I don’t need it, I feel like I am stealing from the poor, huddled common folk.  Anyway, this post isn’t specifically about self congratulatory arrogance, well, no more than any post on a blog about my libido and how much people want to know about it is, it’s about Miranda Kerr.  She looked good.  She often does but the one thing that always strikes me about her is how right her outfits tend to look.  Red carpet or shoots and she isn’t choosing the stuff in shoots so I assume she has some special ability to just make anything look perfect.  Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

Here is Charli XCX because today is my day and I can do whatever I want.  I mean, today is National Sandwich day, a day that is pretty clearly made just for me because no one loves sandwiches like I do.  No one.  I dare anyone to challenge me, I will out sandwich you so hard you’ll forget what bread is.  Anyway, along those lines I also love Charli XCX and I will also fight you about her if I have to.  And since it’s my day (National Sandwich Day) I expect no flack from certain segments about her.  She is great.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

It’s been a bit, since Cannes actually, since I have posted Jessica Chastain so if you don’t know, she is my favorite actor.  I absolutely love her, she has an ability to create a character and make interesting choices that I consider unparalleled.  Even something that isn’t good is worth watching if she is in it because he performance always demands viewing.  Now, I haven’t seen anything new with her, it is just that she has been showing up in photoshoots left and right recently, which is a good sign.  It is the first signal of Chastain season arriving, and it seems to be arriving slightly early this  year.  I am all of that, give me prestige premiers and award shows from now until March filled with Jessica Chastain wearing gowns.  I am down for this.  Anyway, here she is because I think she is gorgeous and I just love her.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So I was overall a little underwhelmed by people and their costumes this year and that was disappointing.  I guess I should have realized that people were going to save their best for actual Halloween.  I suddenly realized we’d all be ok when I started seeing pictures from Heidi Klum’s Halloween party, it was like a reminder that stuff hadn’t happened yet.  How could I have forgotten that? Heidi Klum likes Halloween more than I do.  Anywya, it means last night we got a lot of great costumes but after going through many I think Beyonce did the best job with her Barbie, though props also to Jaz-Z for completing the look and making a great Ken.  Really the both of them did a hell of a job this season, as the Salt-n-Pepa costume was good, too, and Dwayne Wayne was quite the deep cut from my childhood.  Anyway, I loved the Barbie costume and in general Beyonce does well at Halloween, inventive stuff.  So today I want to fuck Beyonce Knowles.

Happy Halloween everyone!  I hope you have a good and safe one tonight when you go out trick or treating (I mean, I assume many children follow me.  I am often teased about the lack of nudity here but this is the Wu-Tang of blogs, my blog is for the children).  So here is a treat, Demi Lovato.  Luckily yesterday brought us some more costumes and another Halloween party and who knows, maybe there will be more today, celebrities are rich, why the hell should they care that it’s a Monday?  I mean, I don’t.  I am going to stay up late watching horror movies.  Anyway, Demi Lovato dressed as Dorothy and she looked just fantastic.  I love it.  Thumbs up.  And here are pictures of her on stage cause that stuff basically counts as costumes, too.  I mean, I doubt she wears it to the store.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

Thank God for Emily Ratajkowski.  So, I know there were some Halloween parties last night but the costumes have been sparse and I basically blame LACMA, which held some formal dress gala like some sort of giant Halloween Grinch.  Why do you and Entertainment Weekly want to ruin Halloween, LACMA?  Why?  Well, luckily there is always Emily Ratajkowski who I assume must keep Halloween in her heart all year round.  I mean, last year she went as Marge Simpson and it was not a sexy costume and this year she has been sick all week and I am not even sure about the event she went to, I just know that she is the only celebrity I saw there and for as I know she was the only one there in a costume.  So she wins, for being all about Halloween.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.