Thank God for Emily Ratajkowski.  So, I know there were some Halloween parties last night but the costumes have been sparse and I basically blame LACMA, which held some formal dress gala like some sort of giant Halloween Grinch.  Why do you and Entertainment Weekly want to ruin Halloween, LACMA?  Why?  Well, luckily there is always Emily Ratajkowski who I assume must keep Halloween in her heart all year round.  I mean, last year she went as Marge Simpson and it was not a sexy costume and this year she has been sick all week and I am not even sure about the event she went to, I just know that she is the only celebrity I saw there and for as I know she was the only one there in a costume.  So she wins, for being all about Halloween.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

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