Tag: Emily Ratajkowski

Well guys, I was waiting on the Heidi Klum Party to really see who crushed Halloween because that’s where the winner always is (and secretly the winner is always Heidi Klum who makes me look like someone who hates Halloween every year). But then Emily Ratajkowski shared her costume. It’s Raquel Welch from One Million Years BC, whcih if you haven’t seen is a stupid, stupid movie that exists to put pretty girls in fur bikinis and have them fight dinosaurs. I of course love it and Raquel Welch looks amazing in it. Emily Ratajkowski nailed the look on multiple levels and she looks great. So I am posting her as winning Halloween. At least in this moment. Today I wantt o fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Emily Ratajkowski showed up in the Mexican version of Vogue and she looked hot as fuck. So she’s here. That’s about the long and short of it. When she cleans up she cleans up nice and it’s always nice to get a good pictoral from her. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So there was a UNICEF event this weekend and Emily Ratajkowski was there and I thought she looked good. I am not sure about reactions on her dress but I feel like I could see people not loving it. It had a lot of elements I am a sucker for though so I liked it. She looked good. So she’s here. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Happy Easter everyone! I uh… hope it’s full of bunnirific goodness? Sure, that works. Anyway, be you religious and see this day about salvation and resurrection or if you see it as a the continuation of a long of Spring festivals that are about fertility and rebirth there is one thing we can all agree on, it’s that Easter is mainly about bikinis. I think it was Zeno of Citium who said, “Easter is basically about bikinis”. I think. So we’re all agreed and yesterday there were new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski’s swimwear line, so I guess she’s excited for Easter, too. So here she is. Hope you guys all have a good day. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause I have always had a thing for hot girls. She got married this week out of the blue and boy certain corners of the internet have a lot to say about that. People often have a lot to say about other people’s lives I guess. My inclination here was to make an X-Men reference because when I was a kid anytime anyone joined the X-Men there would be something along the cover of, “Welcome to the X-Men, hope you survive the experience”. But when I wrote that about marriage it sounded very negative and no one would get a random X-Men reference that had nothing to do with the X-Men. It’s just that stupid part of my brain that has existed at least since I was 8 which was like, “If I make obscure references to X-Men comics, then everyone will think I’m cool right?” Well… I am still waiting for my complimentary cool dude sunglasses. It’s been a long time. Either way, she is hot and I wish her well and if she had a mutant power it would be cleavage. I think. Cleavage related maybe? Boy, I would be a terrible comic book writer. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So yesterday when this started popping up everywhere I knew it was pretty much a given that I’d be posting Emily Ratajkowski today.  Not only does she look great and is that a great dress but it’s also shiny and I am a big dumb idiot who likes shiny things.  It is just a killer look though.  She has a lot of killer looks though. She has some misses, I haven’t loved everything she’s worn over the past two weeks but I can appreciate most of it on some level.  And some of it just stellar.  That suit she wore earlier in the day yesterday?  Man, she looks great there.  It’s a great look, a great color, even those boots are just perfect.  She looked great all day yesterday I guess.  Anyway, she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So Paris Fashion Week is a thing that’s going on.  I haven’t seen much of anything from it yet, which makes sense, this sort of thing takes time to ramp up.  But Emily Ratajkowski has already shown up at stuff and that’s good enough for me because I am still under the weather and she is hot.  SO I am posting her cause it’s nice and easy.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowksi.

Hope everyone is having a fun and relaxing holiday.  Or a fun and not that relaxing holiday if you’re one of those weirdos.  I can’t imagine there is anyone wants a boring and relaxing holiday though, that sounds miserable.  Or it could be not a holiday where you are but maybe your country should have been anti-communist enough to move Labor Day to the fall so it wouldn’t be associated with May Day.  Whatever your day is I hope it’s good.  Here are pictures of Emily Ratajkowski and I guess she looks pretty relaxed in them.  Good, that fits the theme I suppose.  I just posted her cause she’s pretty but I’m willing to pretend I had some greater point to make.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Looks like Emily Ratajkowski is doing more stuff for DKNY which is good because the campaigns they run with her tend to be just beautiful.  I am not sure how effective they are because I don’t actually know which bits of clothing they are selling.  It says DKNY intimates but often she’s just like, wearing a man’s shirt and I can’t see anything else.  So maybe it’s not effective.  Or maybe it is because I am talking about it right here and I can only assume most people make their life decisions based on what I talk about.  Sorry for all the bad horror movies you’ve watched then.  Anyway, she looked great and so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Emily Ratajkowski was in Allure and that’s great because I like pictures of Emily Ratajkowski.  It’s that simple, she’s really hot.  I also liked the editorial, there was a feel to it that I can’t describe but the first picture is part of it so you know, maybe that gives you an idea.  I mean, this is tumblr, if you found this looking under her tag you have probably seen the shoot 100 times now.  If you just follow me and saw this well, hey, thanks, I appreciate it but you can also click the tag right now at the bottom of this post.  That’s what this blog is really all about, telling you the basic uses of tumblr.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.